[Video]
[A green-haired man with dark eyes is staring very intensely out of the video(which is pulled back and tilted at a wonky angle). He doesn't say anything at first, just looks angry. His baritone voice matches up with the grumpiness expressed on his face.]
I need someone to give me real jobs. [The hard stare turns a little expectant. He's looking at YOU.] Give me things to do. Whatever... [His line of vision moves off to the side for a moment, like he's reading something, and his voice falls flat to verify this.] My skills are lifting and cutting. Four tons is my limit--THAT'S A LIE!! I can do more than that!
[The video is cut off here (unless you feel like watching two idiots through shaky feed) but Zoro reappears a few minutes later to awkwardly add something. It's painfully obvious he doesn't want to be here and his social skills aren't making him any more appealing.]
Who needs a bodyguard?
I need someone to give me real jobs. [The hard stare turns a little expectant. He's looking at YOU.] Give me things to do. Whatever... [His line of vision moves off to the side for a moment, like he's reading something, and his voice falls flat to verify this.] My skills are lifting and cutting. Four tons is my limit--THAT'S A LIE!! I can do more than that!
[The video is cut off here (unless you feel like watching two idiots through shaky feed) but Zoro reappears a few minutes later to awkwardly add something. It's painfully obvious he doesn't want to be here and his social skills aren't making him any more appealing.]
Who needs a bodyguard?