[accidental video-one hour after the siren]
*The video clicks on as the NV apparently makes contact with the ground. Someone is cowering against a nearby trashcan, Joker is stooped over them, waving a revolver and shrieking, he's holding his wallet in the other hand*
-And if that wasn't bad enough, I had to chase ya! There's dirt on my spats and my toes are killing me! These heels weren't meant for high speed chases yanno. You got any idea how mad I get when my feet hurt? I get river-bottom, mud suckin', badger-whacked MAD!
And further m-, WHAT?
*The man shudders and lifts a hand, pointing over the Joker's shoulder just as a long, tendril-like thing pokes out of the darkness and hovers near the clown's face. He twists around in time to see a Long-Tongued Freak*
...Whelp. This is gonna suck.
*Joker dives low as the man quickly rolls over and scrambles away. The Freak lumbers more clearly into view as the clown crawls hastily off camera. When the beast chases after him there's a scream, gunfire and a body lands on the NV, cutting the feed*
-And if that wasn't bad enough, I had to chase ya! There's dirt on my spats and my toes are killing me! These heels weren't meant for high speed chases yanno. You got any idea how mad I get when my feet hurt? I get river-bottom, mud suckin', badger-whacked MAD!
And further m-, WHAT?
*The man shudders and lifts a hand, pointing over the Joker's shoulder just as a long, tendril-like thing pokes out of the darkness and hovers near the clown's face. He twists around in time to see a Long-Tongued Freak*
...Whelp. This is gonna suck.
*Joker dives low as the man quickly rolls over and scrambles away. The Freak lumbers more clearly into view as the clown crawls hastily off camera. When the beast chases after him there's a scream, gunfire and a body lands on the NV, cutting the feed*