accidental video

[kill_or_capture]

[Those with motion sickness might want to turn away as the screen flicks on by itself. Half of it is black and blurry on the edge, presumably obscured by the fold of a pocket. The other half is completely sideways, and the video shakes continuously. All that can be made out is the rapid blur of a dark street, and glimpses of the back of a skinny

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voice

[heavendivided]

[wow now that's the stuff there should be more of on the network!]

Not the stuff you're used to, I imagine. Poor horse.

video

[kill_or_capture]

[He's totally used to this, actually. And he might be starting to figure out the NV... maybe.]

...This is a telephone, right? It don't look too much like one, but it seems like a lot of things ain't exactly the way they supposed to look in this cesspit. [He glances over the side of the roof down at the monstrous four-eyed bloody cougar kittens.]

voice forever

[heavendivided]

...Something like that. I take it no one has explained to you yet where you are.

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[kill_or_capture]

I ain't expectin' much sense to come out of this, but it would be appreciated, partner.

[heavendivided]

[oh my. BB sounds almost chipper]

You've been kidnapped, cowboy. This little island is called Siren's Port and is off the coast of Canada. Everything's a little different here.

[kill_or_capture]

[Pauses to fish a cigarette out of his pocket and light it up.]

...Canada, huh. Last I checked I wasn't too far up from Mexico. Now who'd want to go through all that trouble for a semi-illiterate farmer.

[heavendivided]

Beats me. I was somewhere else, too - most were. It's not even like the kidnappers speak up and explain to us what the hell's going on. It just is.