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» 001; voice
(After the NV clicks on, a series of beeps are heard, sounding at a steadily increasing volume and length, giving the listener the distinct impression that perhaps the one causing them is doing so deliberately. Before too long, however, the beeping stops and a low but unmistakably female voice begins to laugh -- and then speak.)
Phwwwwh! Hardly rolled out the red carpet, did they?
(There’s a bit of shuffling, followed by very faint footsteps, as if the person holding the device is walking around.)
You'd think with all of the trouble they would've had to go to in order to bring me here, they'd at least greet me with a glass of champagne or something!
(Another muffled noise sounds as she shifts the NV from one hand to the other.)
If anyone's actually listening, let me know where the party is, would you? I'd hate to think that I was missing out on any fun.
Phwwwwh! Hardly rolled out the red carpet, did they?
(There’s a bit of shuffling, followed by very faint footsteps, as if the person holding the device is walking around.)
You'd think with all of the trouble they would've had to go to in order to bring me here, they'd at least greet me with a glass of champagne or something!
(Another muffled noise sounds as she shifts the NV from one hand to the other.)
If anyone's actually listening, let me know where the party is, would you? I'd hate to think that I was missing out on any fun.