[the feed starts with an EYE directly in the camera, bright blue but obscured by the loss of focus. it blinks, then moves away to reveal Naruto, peering curiously at the camera before he grins and moves away. he's in a clothing store; there are racks of pants close to the full-length mirror on the wall. Naruto is appraising himself in
pair of overalls and no shirt. after a moment considering the back, he grins wildly at the camera and beelines for it again.]
Kakashi-sensei! I've got two jobs! Whaddya think of the uniform, hehehe. [he pulls away again to reach for something off-camera, and returns with a much more severe outfit; a huge, bulky gas mask and a rubbery safety suit. he lowers it, looking thoughtful--]
...Three. I'm gonna help rebuild stuff. But that'll be done soon. [he leers at the camera devilishly, and leans close conspiratorially--] Kage Bunshin! Ehehehehehe.
HEY! Anybody else out there need massive help at a job? 'Cuz I can make a whole shitload of me and do lots of hard work in half the time! Or less! OH AND HEY BLOND DUDE! YOU OWE ME RAMEN!