voice

[youfartknocker]

-h huh. [ There's a loud roar, something that sounds entirely beast but not an animal that can be easily recognized (if it could be), and a crack of pavement. The audio sounds displaced, almost. ] Uh, huh huh huh. Sweet.

Uh- Beavis, you butt-knocker, what the hell is wrong with you? Uh, huh huh huh. You're, like, a doll. Uh, huh huh huh. Wuss.

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[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

You, uh, got a verbal tic there or something?

[cuz she can't tell at all.]

And what the hell was that sound?

[voice] 1/??? sorry he doesn't know what it really does yet

[youfartknocker]

[ ... did beavis just talk to him. ]

[voice] 2/??

[youfartknocker]

[ in a girl's voice? ]

[voice] 3/3

[youfartknocker]

[ HAHAHHAHAH ]

Uh- I thought your nads already dropped, Beavis. Uh, huh huh huh.

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

[WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON YET.]

Sorry to dissapoint, but last time I checked I didn't have nads. And my name wasn't Beavis, either.

[voice]

[youfartknocker]

[ It gets better Rochelle. Maybe. ]

Uh- you look like Beavis. Uh, huh huh huh.

[voice] FORGOT TO ASK: can she do video on his thing?

[axemeaquestion]

[SHE CAN'T WAIT.

okay, feeling this out now cuz she has a really vague idea of what's going on.]

I look like... what now, exactly?

[voice] YEAH its like a magic doll or something lmfao the face just changes into a screen

[youfartknocker]

Shut up, dumb-ass. Uh, huh huh huh.

Like, uh, where have you been? Uh, huh huh huh. [ honestly thinks this is beavis... Or like a medium to him or something ]

[voice] OKAY just checking before I did this

[axemeaquestion]

Excuse me?

[CHANGING TO VIDEO NOW to see if he actually gets the goddamn message.]

Is that usually how you talk to a lady?

Video lmao

[youfartknocker]

Uh- you're not Beavis. [ A look of shock, then he laughs - "uh, huh huh huh" - and he raises his eyebrows at her. ]

Uh- hey, baby. Want to, like, see my huge snake? Uh, huh huh huh. [ meaning both his onix and ... well ]

Video; 1/2

[axemeaquestion]

Yeah, uh, how did you not figure this out the first time again? [HIS UH HUH HUH HUHS ARE GETTING REALLY ANNOYING BUT right now she's smiling and finds this funny enough.] My name's Rochelle.

Video; 2/2

[axemeaquestion]

[Then--oh. WOW. Did he seriously just.

Okay, screw that. She raises an eyebrow back.]

What? Boy, is that seriously what you're going to try on me? Because if you say that again this is gonna get ugly.

video;

[youfartknocker]

Uh, you said you, like, wanted to know what made the sound. Uh, huh huh huh.

But I can, uh, show you the other one if you want, baby. Uh, huh huh huh.

video;

[axemeaquestion]

Huh? [just show her bro cuz you're not on her "kind of stupid but he's okay" list anymore.]

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Watch and behold, baby. [ He throws the nv down on the ground. There's a sudden flash of light, and then ... well, a partial view of an Onix towering over Butt-Head. There's the sound of a child screaming nearby ]

Uh, huh huh huh. That kid just cried. [ He leans down to pick up the nv. ]

I have a bigger one in my pants. Uh, huh huh huh. [ LMAO ]

[axemeaquestion]

Uh-uh. You don't get to call me 'baby'--

[OH HOLD ON SHE'S GONNA STARE FOR A SECOND BECAUSE]

Holy SHIT, what the hell is that thing?!

[She's tell him to fuck off with the dick jokes but right now she's focused on the Onix.]