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-h huh. [ There's a loud roar, something that sounds entirely beast but not an animal that can be easily recognized (if it could be), and a crack of pavement. The audio sounds displaced, almost. ] Uh, huh huh huh. Sweet.
Uh- Beavis, you butt-knocker, what the hell is wrong with you? Uh, huh huh huh. You're, like, a doll. Uh, huh huh huh. Wuss.
Like, uh, back into the ball for you, dude. Thou hast served me well. [ There are more 'uh, huh huh huh's as there's a metal chink and the sound of something heavy (such as a backpack or perhaps a body, or maybe both) hitting the ground. ] Uh- ow. Uh, huh huh huh.
Uh- c'mon, fart-knocker, let's go, like, find some nachos in this place. Uh, huh huh huh. Dumb-ass. Uh, hu- [ And the feed mysteriously and suddenly stops.
ooc: 4th walling is all good, as is canon puncturing, since he's too much of a dumb-ass to take it seriously. or maybe he has super intelligence. if you want your character to run into him during the night while he's on his onix, here's the log. ]