Eighth Call; Video; Late Morning

[leading3men]

[ The video clicks on to the image of the most adorable German Shepard mix on the entire damn planet. She's wagging her tail so hard it is amazing that her hindquarters is still there. ]

Who's dat good dog? Whoizzatguddog?

[ The speaker is obviously Zoey. Attempting to baby talk. Watch out.

The mutt barks. ]

Yes, you are! Yes, you - [ The puppy

Comments

[axemeaquestion]

Awww. Poor thing. She already looks a million times happier.

Hey, I haven't seen you in that in a while. [She points out the jacket.]

[leading3men]

Yeah? I thought about throwing it out, but that jacket and I went through too many memories.

[axemeaquestion]

Really? Don't tell me you never got blood or boomer puke on that thing. I had to give up on my clothes, nothing I did got the stains out of that thing. [SIGH.] And I liked that shirt too.

So when are you gonna introduce me? [Gesturing to her dog.]

[leading3men]

Oh, I got that shit all over me, and I keep using Febreeze. I just don't wear it out in public anymore.

Maybe tomorrow? I gotta do some paperwork to get Vance into the cadaver dog training.

[axemeaquestion]

It STILL smells? Dang.

Sure! So her name's... Vance? Where's that come from?

[leading3men]

Yep. On the other hand, it'll make a great training exercise for the puppy. For, you know, smelling dead stuff.

A video game from home that I used to play all the time. Louis kept on talking about how he'll be Gordon Freeman, but I can't name my girl dog Gordon.

[axemeaquestion]

Eugh. Aaaand this one of the many reasons I don't regret getting rid of my shirt now. I think that outweighs all the good times I've had with that shirt. ... Which is about two good times out of all the zombie times.

THAT'S what it is? A video game? [MAKING A FACE.] Oh my god, NOW I get what Ellis was talking about.

[leading3men]

Wait, Ellis played Half-Life?

[axemeaquestion]

I guess?

[KNOWS NOTHING OF YOUR NERDY VIDEO GAME SHIT.]