Jan 15, 2012 10:24
[ The video clicks on to the image of the most adorable German Shepard mix on the entire damn planet. She's wagging her tail so hard it is amazing that her hindquarters is still there. ]
Who's dat good dog? Whoizzatguddog?
[ The speaker is obviously Zoey. Attempting to baby talk. Watch out.
The mutt barks. ]
Yes, you are! Yes, you - [ The puppy attempts to jump up on Zoey. The camera takes a step back, catching a view of her bare feet. ] - ahaha, no jumping! No! No jumping!
[ The camera tilts, blurs, until it shows Zoey, hair tied up into a pony-tail, in her characteristic pink jacket. ]
She's been going to those doggy training courses right after she recovered from being dumped in a dumpster to die in. Next week, I plan for her to get trained to be a cadaver dog. I thought about her being one of those attack dogs, but there's plenty of those in the force, and I'm not that hot on the idea on her being the first in the line of fire, you know? Especially after she was treated. Never could find the assholes that did that to her.
[ You can tell that she wishes that wasn't the case, just so she can just beat the tar out of them. ]
Never thought to be a dog person, you know? Was more into cats. If that's a NBC's More Than You Know moment, I don't know what is.
So got any tips or stories on your dogs, and how you handle them?
c: deadpool,
!: zoey,
c: jade harley,
c: tyrell