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[stillhaslegs]

Canada.

[ pause. the manner of speech might just say "alien"... ]

It's a country on Earth.

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wwhat
wwhat am i doin on earth
im not evven in the right universe for that

[stillhaslegs]

[ ...not the right universe. Well.

That's interesting. And rather disturbing.

But mostly interesting. ]

Ask the Core. Or rather don't ask it. It's a little hard to get access to.

[ He's tried. Multiple times. With. Mixed results. ]

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sayin a core has an answwer sounds like the biggest load a bs someones evver tried to feed me
howw am i meant to believve that

[stillhaslegs]

Sometimes, the simplest answer is also the least believable.

[ and there's something else about the way that this guy is talking... Typing. Same thing, sort of. ]

Now, when you say [ and quick switch to text ] howw, believve and the like, is it just something you like to add on, or are you actually saying "HWWWWWWW am I meant to BELIEVVVVE that".

[ His voice is perhaps a little over-dramatic for the situation. But hey... ]

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[ be glad; you're the first to get him to switch to voice. this has got to get you some kind of Achievement somewhere. do check back on the main screen at a later date and time to view Achievements it should be somewhere in there i swear. ]

Cod, you make that seem like the wworst fuckin' awwful accent evver.

[ and yes, those w's are in fact verbally doubled up. the vv just vaguely resembles a w. in general he's got a pretty clipped tone, like he Doesn't Have Time For This Bullshit. ]

It sounds nothin' like that, as you can noww plainly tell.