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[hexyoutotuesday]

[Jinx is sitting on the couch in her living room. The girl's definitely not as happy nor as lively as she used to be, but she's less depressed and trying to put on a good face. That wine glass in her hand probably has something to do with her talkative mood. It's a start, at least.]

You stop getting homesick after a while. Of course there's still

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[ninthserenade]

I, uh... This is the first time I'm gonna be celebrating it.

[hexyoutotuesday]

Just watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and you'll be fine.

[ninthserenade]

Rudolph the Red-Nosed what?

[WHAT IS THIS.]

[hexyoutotuesday]

I am so not singing the song for you.

[IT IS MAGIC.]

They play it, like, all the time on TV this time of year. It's about an animal with a useful birth defect. It'll get you right into the Christmas spirit.

[ninthserenade]

So it's some sort of musical, too?

[MAGIC YOU SAY.]

Wait, there's spirit involved in this stuff?

[hexyoutotuesday]

There's singing snowmen and dancing elves. You can't get more spirited if you tried.

[IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL IN EVERY WAY, MAN.]

[ninthserenade]

Snowmen, elves, an animal with a birth defect... D'ya think it's gonna be on tonight?

[FUCKING MISTLETOES, HOW DO THEY WORK.]

[hexyoutotuesday]

I'll set my TiVo.

[PURGATORY IS MADE OF MISTLETOE. WATCH OUT FOR YOUR MOUTH.]

[ninthserenade]

...What's a TiVo?

[BUT BUT THE FIRST SMOOCH HAS TO BE SPECIAL--MY INNOCENCE, MAN.]

[hexyoutotuesday]

If I could buy you pop culture for Christmas, I would.

[UNTIL FURTHER EVIDENCE WAS GATHERED, JINX WAS CONVINCED YOU WERE A SEX GOD.]

[ninthserenade]

Hey, hey--! I'm still learning, man. At least I know what a 'Wii' is now!

[FUTURE SEX GOD, THANK YOU. But for now he's simply a sex bomb.]

[hexyoutotuesday]

Demmy! Not where the children can hear!

[Nintendo. Innuendo. Same diff.]

[ninthserenade]

You know what I mean!

[Oh, Ninnuendo.]

[hexyoutotuesday]

[She innocently examines her claws. Not saying a word to your defense. Pervert.]

[ninthserenade]

Jiiiiiinx!

[hexyoutotuesday]

Huh? Did you say something?

[SO MEAN.]