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[parlelellylelo]

CANADA! [Captain Jack Sparrow fixes the NV with an accusatory stare. In the background, that five feet of snow mentioned in the newsfeed lies around him. Snow is heaped on him as well, on his shoulders, in his hat--probably because he fell asleep outside.]

Canada! [Never mind that he's been here for nearly three months now, there have been more

Comments

[caveatwalls]

Bravo. How long until you figure out what year it is? Another few months?

[parlelellylelo]

I'm well aware of the year, it's written out everywhere, on all the signs and the little bits of paper. And it hardly matters, a year is a year is a year, but a year spent in Canada--

Cold.

[caveatwalls]

So is the location.

And another brilliant observation. Excellent.

[parlelellylelo]

Have you been in Canada long, mate? Cold is hardly the term for what it is that happens here. And all your brilliant observations will hardly keep you from freezing, each bit of yourself dropping off, bit by bit. [A beat.] It won't keep your rum from icing over either, fair warning.

[caveatwalls]

No, that's what I have a coat for. I'm assuming you know what a coat is. Gloves, a scarf?

And if your rum is freezing in this temperature, It might actually just be colored water.

[parlelellylelo]

It isn't water. [So much offense.] It's terrible rum and I expect it was watered down, but it isn't water.

And I have a coat. And a hat. And I have snow in my hat, so you see, it doesn't really matter, not really.