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CANADA! [Captain Jack Sparrow fixes the NV with an accusatory stare. In the background, that five feet of snow mentioned in the newsfeed lies around him. Snow is heaped on him as well, on his shoulders, in his hat--probably because he fell asleep outside.]
Canada! [Never mind that he's been here for nearly three months now, there have been more important things to consider--such as the bottle of rum clutched in his hand. But the rum is gone, and without that distraction--]
When a man runs out of drink, he does not want to find himself awoken sullied and frozen near to his deathbed on a bench in the, the godforsaken, senseforsaken, allbloodythingsforsaken land of Canada. There is snow-- [He points up, to where the snow has collected in the fold of his hat, his voice closer now to despair than any anger.] There is snow in my hat, and I am in Canada-- It's the snow that's told me, you see, there's nothing but snow in Canada, snow, a bloody frozen wasteland, if there was any water it would freeze over, snow and freezing and Frenchmen and-- and great, great big bears--
Canada! Why did no one think to mention that we are in Canada!
Canada! [Never mind that he's been here for nearly three months now, there have been more important things to consider--such as the bottle of rum clutched in his hand. But the rum is gone, and without that distraction--]
When a man runs out of drink, he does not want to find himself awoken sullied and frozen near to his deathbed on a bench in the, the godforsaken, senseforsaken, allbloodythingsforsaken land of Canada. There is snow-- [He points up, to where the snow has collected in the fold of his hat, his voice closer now to despair than any anger.] There is snow in my hat, and I am in Canada-- It's the snow that's told me, you see, there's nothing but snow in Canada, snow, a bloody frozen wasteland, if there was any water it would freeze over, snow and freezing and Frenchmen and-- and great, great big bears--
Canada! Why did no one think to mention that we are in Canada!