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[notamare]

[ Oshi a unicorn sighting! Though she's not paying much attention to the feed. ]

I have never seen such a fuss made over such a holiday. Such gaudy decorations laid upon the establishments I pass, and even upon the trees themselves.

I daresay she would have many words to share with being decorated so, were she awake. [ Someone's tree buddy

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[yosukecantstop]

[Blink. Hell of a greeting, right? But that's all he can manage. Though he does move his mouth for a second like he really wants to say something...it's just not working out so well for him right now. Hope you like being stared at.]

[notamare]

[ She's used to it, so it's cool. She stares back for a few seconds herself, and then offers a prompt. ]

Greetings.

[yosukecantstop]

Uh.

[Blink.]

Wha-I...what?

[notamare]

[ Hrm. Maybe she said it wrong? Or .. she doubted it but. ]

Do I misspeak? It is common to greet others with such phrasing is it not?

[yosukecantstop]

No. I mean. Yes, but-

[The kid on the other end of the feed sits down on a stone wall. He would stop staring if he could, really.]

Alright, I'm just going to say it. Are you a...uh. No, I can't ask something like that. I should probably go lie down instead.

[notamare]

[ She waits patiently for Yosuke to speak. She even tosses in a little shake of her mane because if he's going to stare, he might as well get the full silver effect, right? ]

Are you ill? [ She's not sure what he was about to ask, but he didn't look too well there! ]

[yosukecantstop]

I didn't think so until just now.

[Wow. Silver mane and everything. His hallucinations are surprsingly detailed.]

[notamare]

Perhaps you require the aide of a healer? Is there no fellow human to assist you to one?

[yosukecantstop]

Um. No. I'm definitely not going to tell anyone about this.

[He frowns. It was probably only a matter of time until he really lost it anyway...]

[notamare]

[ Poor, poor Yosuke. ]

That is quite unwise. If you are ill, you must seek treatment.

[yosukecantstop]

[Before long he won't even bat an eye at unicorns.]

It's not like that. The cure is probably to sleep. I hope...why am I telling you this?

[He shakes his head and rolls his eyes at himself.]

That's bad. I think answering back is phase II.

[notamare]

[ And in the meantime, she just thinks you're weird. And that's saying a lot for a human. ]

... perhaps then, you should sleep.

Phase 2 of what, precisely?

[yosukecantstop]

[He's actually pretty boring as far as local standards go, but it'll probably be a while before that's obvious.]

Schizophrenia. [Glumly.] It's a human disease, I don't think unicorns can catch it.

[Which makes him laugh. Yeah, okay, he's not coming off very sane, is he?]