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[Voice] In which Joe Fieldman demonstrates why he should never be your event promoter.

Dec 02, 2011 21:24

On any other normal Friday night, I'd be pitching the weekend specials for Merlotte's Bar & Grille.

So don't get me wrong, I'm not being a traitor here, it's still a cool place to hang on a Saturday night. And if you're looking for something a little more low-key, my best friend's..uh...a friend of his is playing a solo gig there tomorrow, so if you ( Read more... )

c: tim drake, c: alastor moody, c: sephiroth, c: claire bennet, c: caster, c: terra, !: replica riku, c: yosuke hanamura, c: pickles the drummer

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[ reaction ] 1/3 drinkthebleach December 3 2011, 07:11:01 UTC

[And Pickles is just going to be sitting over here, shoulders shaking with quiet laughter, because he's pretty fucking amused by the transmission. On some level, he thinks Joe needs to take it down a few notches before he hits ultimate spazz levels and stops being cool.

But ever since Joe helped him set up the necessary electronics for the headbanger's zazz ball, Pickles didn't think he was that much of a dildo licker. He also had a pretty respectable understanding of music. So he could let him get away with being enthusiastic.]

[ voice ] 2/3 drinkthebleach December 3 2011, 07:19:45 UTC

[...For the most part. But Pickles gives everyone shit equally.] D-Joe an' de Drummer, huh? It kinda sounds like one of those obnoxious loud radio shows at nine in de mornin'.

[ voice ] drinkthebleach December 3 2011, 07:20:26 UTC

Everythin' else, though...

Re: [ voice ] madeinoblivion December 3 2011, 07:27:47 UTC

Yeah, well-

Do people really take you seriously, with a name like Pickles?

[ voice ] drinkthebleach December 3 2011, 07:34:31 UTC

Pretty much--at least they did where I came from.

But I don't really give a shit either way. It's short an' easy to remember.

[ voice ] 1/2 madeinoblivion December 3 2011, 07:40:26 UTC

Then I don't give a shit about being D-Joe either!

[He huffs, emulating maybe just a little on this new cool guy who has a plan for something new, as much of a trashed bash as its going to be...well, it could be the breakout chance of a lifetime, if people start actually talking about it.

He'll take his chances to be at the front end of 'the scene' ....whatever that is.

Not theme parties and karaoke nights.]

[ voice ] 2/2 madeinoblivion December 3 2011, 07:44:16 UTC

Are you all set for this?

[ voice ] drinkthebleach December 3 2011, 10:01:08 UTC

[U GO GRRRL.]

[Pickles can't think of anything to say in response Joe's proclamation--there doesn't even seem to be anything to add when Joe already resolved not to give a fuck what people think. So he answers his next question without hesitation.]

Fuck yeah, I am. Apart from talkin' to those dildo lickers dat are gonna play, I've been over dere about a hundred times dis week gettin' it fixed up. Y'know, makin' de insides look a lot more metal? [Applying his interior design skills from back in the day, when Dethklok had to renovate Mordhaus--but with less endangered species at his disposal.] It's comin' together like some black nightmare outta de screaming pits of Hell.

[A beat.] Tomorrow morning, I'll set up de booze. Maybe go over de songs one last time.

Re: [ voice ] madeinoblivion December 4 2011, 04:19:12 UTC

How do you make it 'More Metal'? [I thought most warehouses pretty much were made out of metal.]

Sounds like it'll be cool though- is the booze free? Or are we charging?

[ voice ] drinkthebleach December 4 2011, 07:53:43 UTC

[Pickles chuckles again. Though it's not an evil cackle by any means, it still seems devilish somehow.] You'll see.

Of course it's fuckin' free. [He's already spent enough money on this project.] ...What I'm interested in is dis other free stuff, you mentioned. Do you have somethin' in mind, dude? 'Cause I never heard nothin' 'bout free merch.

[ voice ] madeinoblivion December 4 2011, 22:58:32 UTC

Oh. Uh. I talked to some guys about... samples? I'm not sure for what, but they were asking if SPPD was going to be around, and I told them no way!

[ voice ] 1/3 drinkthebleach December 5 2011, 01:47:39 UTC

[...Samples...? Like, demo tapes? He still doesn't know what that--]

[ voice ] 2/3 drinkthebleach December 5 2011, 01:48:56 UTC

[Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.]

[ voice ] drinkthebleach December 5 2011, 01:51:53 UTC

[Okay, now he thinks he knows what's up. Though the mention of police would've gotten the same reaction out of him either way. He snorts.]

God, I fuckin' hope not. Dat's de last thing we need.

[ voice ] madeinoblivion December 5 2011, 02:09:08 UTC

Why would they mess with us, anyway? A warehouse, out in the middle of the night? Why would they bother?

[ voice ] drinkthebleach December 5 2011, 02:14:42 UTC

An' we'll have monster body guards surroundin' de perimeters. Can't imagine a concert bein' more snug.

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