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[mrbigandbad]

[Cue one Big Bad Wolf in his room, smoking and lazily flipping through reports he should be filling out. He doesn't feel like it right now. Thus: time for a video chat.]Considering the TV's already running specials and I officially can't listen to the radio anymore without it being interrupted by some rendition of "Jingle Bells", I thought I'd bite

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voice;

[little_bandages]

You'd ask your friends to buy you cigarettes? That's gross!

voice;

[mrbigandbad]

No, it's practical.

[little_bandages]

It's practical to give a friend a gift that makes them smelly and puts them in poor health?

[mrbigandbad]

If the friend's asking for it, yeah.

[little_bandages]

You're already coughing up a lung, why would you ask your friends for something that makes you more sick? Gross!

[mrbigandbad]

I'm not sick. I don't know what this is. And let me keep my filthy habits.

[little_bandages]

It's called being sick! You're coughing! If you don't know what it is, go to a doctor! They'll tell you to stop smoking, too.

[mrbigandbad]

What are you, the nicotine police?

[little_bandages]

I just can't stand smokers! They're the number one type of guy I hate!

[mrbigandbad]

Lucky I'm not trying to woo you then, kid.

[little_bandages]

[So much horrified sputtering.]

...Ew. Don't say such creepy things!

[mrbigandbad]

Then lay off about my cigarettes.

[little_bandages]

Do whatever you like, then.