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[Cue one Big Bad Wolf in his room, smoking and lazily flipping through reports he should be filling out. He doesn't feel like it right now. Thus: time for a video chat.]
Considering the TV's already running specials and I officially can't listen to the radio anymore without it being interrupted by some rendition of "Jingle Bells", I thought I'd bite the bullet and get a jump on this whole Christmas thing. It's normally not my thing, but since I've been such a good little boy this year and cigarette taxes are getting ridiculous, I've made up a list for any would-be Santas.
1. Cigarettes. I prefer Lucky brand, but I'm not too picky. Just none of those slim ones. They're too damn small for my fingers.
2. Whiskey. Pretty self-explanatory, but if you... you...
[Bigby cuts himself off. Scrunches up his nose. Looks confused.
And then he sneezes, blowing not just his papers off his desk but his desk off the floor and into the fucking window. There's a crash of glass and cursing and then Bigby's huge palm covering the NV before it switches off.
Whoops.]
Considering the TV's already running specials and I officially can't listen to the radio anymore without it being interrupted by some rendition of "Jingle Bells", I thought I'd bite the bullet and get a jump on this whole Christmas thing. It's normally not my thing, but since I've been such a good little boy this year and cigarette taxes are getting ridiculous, I've made up a list for any would-be Santas.
1. Cigarettes. I prefer Lucky brand, but I'm not too picky. Just none of those slim ones. They're too damn small for my fingers.
2. Whiskey. Pretty self-explanatory, but if you... you...
[Bigby cuts himself off. Scrunches up his nose. Looks confused.
And then he sneezes, blowing not just his papers off his desk but his desk off the floor and into the fucking window. There's a crash of glass and cursing and then Bigby's huge palm covering the NV before it switches off.
Whoops.]