♔ DECLARATION THE FOURTH // VIDEO ♔
GOOD MORNING, SIREN'S PORT!
Ah, some of you may argue with me that it is not a good morning at all! And there certainly have been lots of bad things in the news lately, haven't there? BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO THINK THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD MORNING! We must all be enthusiastic, or risk depression! There is a reasonable amount of sunlight, I counted four birds on my way to my photo shoot this morning, and I am going to make commoner's ramen for lunch as soon as I figure out the stove! So it is definitely a good morning!
Besides, I have been making PROGRESS. Some of you may not know this, but it is my solemn duty to devote myself to Causes! Causes that most would consider hopeless but that I, in my extreme intelligence and good sense, consider to be worthy of my attention. So far, I have collected several causes, but I am always in the market for more. [WINK.] If you know of any, send them my way, and I would be more than willing to turn my benevolent kingly attention to them!
So, PROGRESS! I am happy to say that I have completed volume ONE of my book! [He holds THIS up to the camera for everyone to admire!] Isn't it lovely! And so full of wonderful and interesting things to do in this city! I would be willing to share the information with anyone, but first, a private reading is in order! Mr. Edgeworth, I will be coming over to your home today, so prepare yourself! And I have commoner's ramen enough for both of us, so don't worry about your dinner tonight, ahaha~!
Also, I was sorting through the bins of second-hand clothes at the clothing drive--what a concept! Second hand clothing, what will they think of next! And I have collected several appealing outfits for anyone looking to make a good impression at their job interviews! I know many people are looking to get hired, and helping the needy to look appealing is just one of my many causes! Think of it as a small make over, courtesy of yours truly! Not many people recieve such personal attention from so great a prince, so consider yourselves lucky!
There are still several other projects that I am working on--the Childhood Project, the Secret Project, the Figure Out How To Make Commoner's Cake So When Haruhi Comes She Will Be So Impressed With Me Project--so wish me luck~!
....All this activity is very tiring, even for a great king like myself. Kings need subjects to delegate to! It's very difficult to do things without them. [FIST CLENCH and pose!] BUT I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT! I am Suou Tamaki, King of the Hosts, and even without my loyal subjects, I will prevail! Although Kyouya would be very useful in some of these efforts.... [a tragic sigh!] Ah, how heavy is the burden of being a king!
Ah, some of you may argue with me that it is not a good morning at all! And there certainly have been lots of bad things in the news lately, haven't there? BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO THINK THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD MORNING! We must all be enthusiastic, or risk depression! There is a reasonable amount of sunlight, I counted four birds on my way to my photo shoot this morning, and I am going to make commoner's ramen for lunch as soon as I figure out the stove! So it is definitely a good morning!
Besides, I have been making PROGRESS. Some of you may not know this, but it is my solemn duty to devote myself to Causes! Causes that most would consider hopeless but that I, in my extreme intelligence and good sense, consider to be worthy of my attention. So far, I have collected several causes, but I am always in the market for more. [WINK.] If you know of any, send them my way, and I would be more than willing to turn my benevolent kingly attention to them!
So, PROGRESS! I am happy to say that I have completed volume ONE of my book! [He holds THIS up to the camera for everyone to admire!] Isn't it lovely! And so full of wonderful and interesting things to do in this city! I would be willing to share the information with anyone, but first, a private reading is in order! Mr. Edgeworth, I will be coming over to your home today, so prepare yourself! And I have commoner's ramen enough for both of us, so don't worry about your dinner tonight, ahaha~!
Also, I was sorting through the bins of second-hand clothes at the clothing drive--what a concept! Second hand clothing, what will they think of next! And I have collected several appealing outfits for anyone looking to make a good impression at their job interviews! I know many people are looking to get hired, and helping the needy to look appealing is just one of my many causes! Think of it as a small make over, courtesy of yours truly! Not many people recieve such personal attention from so great a prince, so consider yourselves lucky!
There are still several other projects that I am working on--the Childhood Project, the Secret Project, the Figure Out How To Make Commoner's Cake So When Haruhi Comes She Will Be So Impressed With Me Project--so wish me luck~!
....All this activity is very tiring, even for a great king like myself. Kings need subjects to delegate to! It's very difficult to do things without them. [FIST CLENCH and pose!] BUT I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT! I am Suou Tamaki, King of the Hosts, and even without my loyal subjects, I will prevail! Although Kyouya would be very useful in some of these efforts.... [a tragic sigh!] Ah, how heavy is the burden of being a king!