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[batgraduate]

{ The video shows a young blonde eyeing the screen suspiciously. }

Okay. So I crash landed on a military baseball field, got a professional escort the heck out of Dodge, was handed the keys to a shiny new apartment and ushered into crazy town. As many questions as this raises, I think my first one's gotta be who spiked my drink, and how come I

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[unmantled]

[ well, this is odd...]

...You don't remember this stuff?

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[batgraduate]

{ Blinks. }

From what, my last bad acid trip? I'm afraid I'm on the straight and narrow.

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[unmantled]

You kinda said hi to me when I got here.

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[batgraduate]

I guess I'm not the only one tripping. That may be the bit that falls between cloning and large-scale memory loss.

You ever get the feeling you're stuck in a bad sci-fi movie?

{ A thought. }

Quick, what's my name?

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[unmantled]

Steph...anie? [ second hand info there, bro :c ]

Give it a day though and it'll all look normal. Cross my heart.

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[batgraduate]

Alright, I guess you win that one. You really think it'll only take a day? { A very forced hopeful look. }

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[unmantled]

Two days. Tops.

[...and awkward pause. Oh what the heck, have some batcryptions Steph ]

...Sooo.

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[batgraduate]

You are tiny and adorable. Please tell me you're Dick and not Jason.

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[unmantled]

[ ...well, there's a long, truncated pause. :| ]

...I'm five five. [ The tiniest. :c ]

And you said we were coworkers last time.

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[batgraduate]

Doesn't mean you can't be Jason. You'd just be a teeny tiny adorable Jason.

Batgirl, at your service.

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[unmantled]

...Woah, wait. You're-

You can't be Batgirl.

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[batgraduate]

I'm also usually like, ten years younger than you. If that helps.

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[unmantled]

[ ...oh no. No no no. ]

...Last time I checked somebody else had dibs.

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[batgraduate]

People grow up. Different lives, different names.

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[unmantled]

Look, I know her, okay? Batman couldn't make her stop being Batgirl.

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[batgraduate]

I know her too, so you can unclench. She's the best teacher and one of the best friends I've ever had. You're making a mountain out of a mole-hill.