Nov 02, 2011 17:31
{ The video shows a young blonde eyeing the screen suspiciously. }
Okay. So I crash landed on a military baseball field, got a professional escort the heck out of Dodge, was handed the keys to a shiny new apartment and ushered into crazy town. As many questions as this raises, I think my first one's gotta be who spiked my drink, and how come I wasn't given a sing and dance number? Is this a low budget hallucination?
No, really, I think I saw someone flying on my way here. Like, without a plane flying. I'd say I'm doing a pretty good job keeping my cool here, and I deserve a pat on the back and maybe a lollipop.
{ Sighs. Let's run through the list again, this time with feeling. }
So, I’ve got the future-tech-went-crazy, things that go bump in the night, Bad Inc. and Bad Corp., apparently some time travel and more than a few alternate dimensions, superpowers, and somewhere between cloning and large-scale memory loss. { Looks down at the eight splayed fingers, entwines them to stretch her hands and then her arms over her head. Then back at the screen. } Anything else I’m missing? Maybe a hidden camera or too much pizza before bed last night? { She doesn't look too hopeful. }
c: the joker,
!: stephanie brown,
c: tim drake,
c: roxas,
c: dick grayson,
c: black mask,
c: damian wayne,
c: carrie kelley,
c: clark kent