NINE ☤ { VIDEO }
[Tenma turns on the camera, and the first thing that's seen is him rubbing the bridge of his nose. He's going to need to get some glasses eventually.]
So, apparently, there was a big fraternity party at Hawthorne last night. From what I got from some of the boys who came in this morning, it was a "bitching" toga party. [He inserts little quotation marks there with his fingers for that one.]
There were some... well... questionable activities going on. Some girls showed up who weren't invited to the party, and some of those girls were from Hillsdale. It looks like a prank gone badly... for the Hawthorne people, at least. All the boys woke up this morning to something strange going on with their genitals, and decided they needed an AGI doctor to have a look, so they all came in a large group to the hospital around noon.
[He may look a little uncomfortable as he's trying really really hard not to laugh.]
I'm urging everyone who may have been at the party, or anyone who had contact with anyone from the party, to come into the hospital and get checked out. [Clears throat.] And, especially, if there are purple pustules on your genitals, or around your mouth, or on any orifices. Don't be worried that anyone will laugh; this is a really serious STD, and you need to be checked out right away. Don't wait for it to go away. You need to see a doctor immediately.
[Pauses, and looks down with a smile.]
Don't have sex. Especially at a frat party, without a condom, and with a strange person you don't know.
So, apparently, there was a big fraternity party at Hawthorne last night. From what I got from some of the boys who came in this morning, it was a "bitching" toga party. [He inserts little quotation marks there with his fingers for that one.]
There were some... well... questionable activities going on. Some girls showed up who weren't invited to the party, and some of those girls were from Hillsdale. It looks like a prank gone badly... for the Hawthorne people, at least. All the boys woke up this morning to something strange going on with their genitals, and decided they needed an AGI doctor to have a look, so they all came in a large group to the hospital around noon.
[He may look a little uncomfortable as he's trying really really hard not to laugh.]
I'm urging everyone who may have been at the party, or anyone who had contact with anyone from the party, to come into the hospital and get checked out. [Clears throat.] And, especially, if there are purple pustules on your genitals, or around your mouth, or on any orifices. Don't be worried that anyone will laugh; this is a really serious STD, and you need to be checked out right away. Don't wait for it to go away. You need to see a doctor immediately.
[Pauses, and looks down with a smile.]
Don't have sex. Especially at a frat party, without a condom, and with a strange person you don't know.