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[draculalite]

[Live, from prison, it's everybody's favorite jailbird vampire! Raphael is lounging on his cot in his darkened cell, reading a magazine. It's tough to tell in the dim light, but his skin is immensely pale, even for a vampire's. The brightest light in the cell comes from his eyes, glowing blood red even brighter than usual

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[Video]

[whitedarklord]

...you still haven't eaten anything?

[Video]

[draculalite]

I do not eat the blood of cattle.

[Video]

[whitedarklord]

[That doesn't even sound appetizing...]

I take it they don't realize that vampires usually don't go for farm animals...

[draculalite]

Some do.

I do not. It is worthless to me.

[whitedarklord]

You really should try and hire an attorney. They can get the police to feed you properly.

[draculalite]

Why else do you think I would bother posting such a complaint? [Excuse him, he's a little bit cranky.]

Is it not illegal to abuse your prisoners here?

[whitedarklord]

Yes, it is, but you can't do anything about it unless you hire someone to help you.

...and try not to be snippy about it. It will help.

[draculalite]

With what money? Do you take me for wealthy?

[whitedarklord]

With how you dress and your attitude, anyone would make that assumption.

[In other words, stop acting all high and mighty, your worship. You're in no position to!]

You could make a plea to the people that help the Newcomers... I'm not sure of their exact name, however.

[draculalite]

Yes-- in my own world, in my own time.

[He folds his arms over his chest again, totally not pouting.] And they would help the likes of me?

[whitedarklord]

If you swallowed your pride and talked to them humanely, most likely.

[draculalite]

[Yeah RIGHT. A Sorel, swallowing his pride? His parents were ready to execute him before they were willing to swallow their pride.]

Defend me against the charge that I attacked their own-- which I did? Who do you know with such powerful moral fiber?

[whitedarklord]

Would you rather do nothing, and let them hold you in jail for however long they want to, or until you die of starvation, whichever comes first?

[draculalite]

You ask me to do something impossible.

[whitedarklord]

Nothing's impossible.

[If he learned ANYTHING from being stuck in Dracula's Castle, it was that.]

[draculalite]

Then you find someone willing to pay for my defense.