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[manipuleights]

If I didn't know any 8etter, I would say this was fa8ric8ted.

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excuse me but i am THE dave strider
and therefore everything written in this red text is extremely legit
youd better take some notes dude

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[manipuleights]

Oh, well, Mister Strider, 8ut I'm afraid all my note-taking pens are gone! Whatever shall we do.
And I have to say, red is soooooooo overr8ed.

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well geez thats too bad
because i actually like pink more
pink is totally my favorite color i dont know why i never used it before
there!

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[manipuleights]

I'd say that suits you well, Mister Strider.
I'm sure your human friends are just soooooooo jealous of how un8eara8ly cool you are.

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pink is pretty fly
but thats ok
i thoroughly accept that john is way cooler than i can ever be
man i cant have it any other way

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[manipuleights]

Weeeeeeeell, I don't know a8out that........
I mean, he can 8e pretty funny on occaaaaaaaasion.

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oh haha NO WAY
john is the funniest
his jokes are so hilarious i cant stop laughing til i sound like a donkey on the road choking on a bottle of apple juice which was actually filled with piss

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[manipuleights]

Isn't that what you normally sound like?
Or, at least that's always what I've imagined.

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i am probably however you want me sound like
i can even bleat like a goat

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[manipuleights]

While I'm sure that's an extremely valua8le skill that Pyrope would just 8e ru88ing herself all over, I still think I like talking to John more than you.
I'm sure your ego can take the truth, can't it?