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Sep 26, 2011 23:47

yo yo sup
this is the one and only dave strider speaking
im so cool like the coolest coolkid with my dumb shades and ill beats
they are sick as hell like a sick horses ass
you dont even know
but john knows
john is the coolest fucking bro ever with the best taste in mcconaughey movies i cant even compare
who i still owe a boonbuck by the way
speaking of which i'm not even coming back to the sweet room i share with my best bro roomie
i'm too cool for that shit and decided to run off somewhere because i felt like it
but while i'm gone john can touch all of my stuff
oh and jade and rose too because they are my bosom buddies
so they can do whatever they want with my stuff and i aint even bothered
because
i love them
john can even throw away all of my sweet sweet apple juice
its not like i need any of that shit anymore
and make sure to mess around with my turntables real good
dont want them to get all rusty
also gamzees slime is pretty awesome
i think my bed needs some slime its probably good for my skin
anyway catch you later bosom friends
im off with charlie to candy mountain but ill bring back all of the sweet goods i swear
all of it
because dave strider at least owes that much

yo yo sup
this is the one and only dave strider speaking
im so cool like the coolest coolkid with my dumb shades and ill beats
they are sick as hell like a sick horses ass
you dont even know
but john knows
john is the coolest fucking bro ever with the best taste in mcconaughey movies i cant even compare
who i still owe a boonbuck by the way
speaking of which i'm not even coming back to the sweet room i share with my best bro roomie
i'm too cool for that shit and decided to run off somewhere because i felt like it
but while i'm gone john can touch all of my stuff
oh and jade and rose too because they are my bosom buddies
so they can do whatever they want with my stuff and i aint even bothered
because
i love them
john can even throw away all of my sweet sweet apple juice
its not like i need any of that shit anymore
and make sure to mess around with my turntables real good
dont want them to get all rusty
also gamzees slime is pretty awesome
i think my bed needs some slime its probably good for my skin
anyway catch you later bosom friends
im off with charlie to candy mountain but ill bring back all of the sweet goods i swear
all of it
because dave strider at least owes that much

[ ooc: Backdated to 9/20 during Dave's disappearance. ]

!: john egbert, c: vriska serket, c: aoyagi ritsuka

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