voice;

[paterelohim]

[Man, Chuck picked the wrong fricking day to quit sniffing glue.]

Pop quiz, everyone: raise your hand if Siren’s Port somehow manages to be more apeshit crazy than the world you come from. Bonus if the answer involves lasers.

[Private to Michael Magneto]Okay, seriously. What the fucking hell was that? I mean, I just assume you felt that and no

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Video;

[beardedveteran]

[ Leaning torwards the camera enthusiastically gossip gossip ]

So you heard abou--

[ Wait, wait-- he remembers himself and raises his hand, obviously wrestling with what he wants to discuss more ] This place is kinda crazier in the, monsters after dark, everyone havin' powers way, but there were laser... type things back at home.

voice :| :| :|

[paterelohim]

Hey, man, my world is nuts, but it didn't have surprise lasers. Or Batman. [Kind of a lie. A little?]

Let me guess. You read the news? [ :| ]

Video (but he said to 'raise your hand'!)

[beardedveteran]

[ Dragging that raised hand through his hair now- he supposes technically what he's seen wasn't lasers, it was some form of energy shield, but the memory is awkward and he wants to glaze it over-- ] Sorry 'bout this, but I'm new here. Ish. What's Batman?

Oh! Yeah! Uhh. [ Reining in his curiosity for the moment, he has a suspicion he's missing something here ] How 'bout that... lasers and wheelchairs and muggers. Crazy.

Voice (but chuck is hurt AGAIN and is keeping quiet about it :| )

[paterelohim]

What- what's Batman? [Omg hdu] Batman's a guy who dresses like a bat and goes around fighting crime at night. He's on the most wanted lists for stupid stuff like flagrantly committing crimes in the pursuit of getting shit done. He pops up in the news sometimes.

[He's showing so much restraint, Bruce. Aren't you proud?]

He saved me from Darkness monsters once.

And now, apparently, the police think he has lasers? Which is. I don't know. Whatever. Maybe.

Video (...should this tactless guy just abscond now)

[beardedveteran]

Like a bat? [ His expression seems to light up with understanding about halfway through that realisation, and he almost comments on how familiar that is-- but shuts up at the mention of crimes. This is... scarily familiar. Oops. ]

Sounds more like a good guy if y'ask me-- and the more technical the gadgets in people-savin', the better, right? Lasers don't make you a villain!

permavoice (never ever ever :| )

[paterelohim]

Hey, man, tell that to the cops. I don't know a lot about him. But according to some reporter, he saved a dude on a wheelchair with lasers.

[Stupid fucking reporter.]

permavid!

[beardedveteran]

Hmmrrr, yeah, I heard about that! I was following that until they dropped in 'criminal'. 'S'there ever any live coverage of this guy other than reportings? Or photos? [ must not become a fanboy, must not become a fanboy, but there are other heroes in the city, WOW... ]

permavid!

[paterelohim]

Search for "Batman" on the Network. He's posted before.

[beardedveteran]

-Right, let's see... [ Cue poking around with his hologram NV, bringing up windows, looking at video posts-- his expressions range from sheepish to amused to his jaw just dropping ] He videos himself on the job?!

[paterelohim]

Not always on purpose.

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[kingofrooks]

[ LMFAO CHUCK.

HE SEES YOU RESTRAINING YOURSELF AND IS... RATHER GLAD OKAY. JUST- just don't sprain something jeez. ]