[ The feed clicks on to view one bright red boot, a high-pitched cackle just to the side. The sound of sirens is muted in the background just as the camera shakes as it's picked up, instead to show the face of one gray-skinned alien girl in a blue pirate coat.
Pinned behind her on the wall is what looks like it was once a perfectly good bath towel, but now it's been colored on in dripping blue ink, depicting the
scorpio symbol. ]
So, you want to play pirates, hmmmmmmmm? A real pirate wouldn't be hiding inside when there's plenty of fun to be had just outside the window. Not that I expect any of you to live up to the title, but if you even think you can compare, show me what you've got! Maybe I'll even let you join my crew, but don't hold your breath! Only the best get to sail with the Marquise!
(( OOC; Obligatory pir8 post. For those who don't know, she was kind of a pirate during her live-action roleplaying days. In the actual sense of killing people and making them walk the plank. ))