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[Yo, camera. Have baby pouty girl face. Next, have two needlessly too-large pink sleeves swishing over her head only to come crashing back down with a dramatic 'humph'.]
Today, I am not not not not not not not going to school! It is the worst stupidest most boring unhappy place I have ever been!
[All right. Bad mood over. Now, she's smiling. That twinkle- it's not precious, it's unnerving. She's folding her legs under herself and leaning close.] Today, let's play hide-and-seek. Someone come play with me right away!
I'm about twenty percent unhappy - we are learning about that in school; percents - and Mama would be very upset. I'll be really mad if you make me wait too long because then I'll get hungry and it'll slow me down and that will make me forty percent unhappy!
(ooc: fair warning. if this happens to go into action tags or logs, unless you're mello, YOU WILL BE SHOT AT BY A LITTLE GIRL. so, you better fucking run or fight back. & don't take her lightly. if you want to be injured or die, im me or something. |:)
Today, I am not not not not not not not going to school! It is the worst stupidest most boring unhappy place I have ever been!
[All right. Bad mood over. Now, she's smiling. That twinkle- it's not precious, it's unnerving. She's folding her legs under herself and leaning close.] Today, let's play hide-and-seek. Someone come play with me right away!
I'm about twenty percent unhappy - we are learning about that in school; percents - and Mama would be very upset. I'll be really mad if you make me wait too long because then I'll get hungry and it'll slow me down and that will make me forty percent unhappy!
(ooc: fair warning. if this happens to go into action tags or logs, unless you're mello, YOU WILL BE SHOT AT BY A LITTLE GIRL. so, you better fucking run or fight back. & don't take her lightly. if you want to be injured or die, im me or something. |:)