ichi! text.
aaah~n, the welcoming committee here is so excellent! i was scared at first, what with this new world being so dark and gloomy and those shady people lurking just at the corner of my eye, but then a beautiful girl ran up to help and i knew it would all be okay!
so thank you again, emily-chan! i'm sure everyone else you've ever helped feels the same, but i'm also positive you need to be told more often -- so everybody who was helped by her should go down there and speak to her now! i mean, really, who wouldn't feel better after meeting such a sweet girl? (maybe someone with no heart, who dyes their hair black and grows their nails like claws. i bet they'd turn into an un~luck~y black cat, too, just to add insult to ugly injury!)
an-y-way, the wonderful and gracious emily told me all about this place, along with how someone managed to reroute my cell phone to include a whole network of people. which would fine if you were all gorgeous ladies (especially with this h o l o g r a m option!), but i don't think i died yet. better luck next time, eh kida?
but never mind that! i also heard that people here have special powers. is that true?
because if it is, tell me about it! do you have wings? can you teleport? can you turn into a dog? possess a motorcycle? or maybe heat up nachos really really fast?
mysterious or otherwise, i want to know! it might just help me settle in more to this place if i get the weirdest stuff out of the way first. i suppose a job would help too, but that's way too much work right at the start of a game. a guy can hope that this'll be enough!
till then, large and completely random assortment of strangers:
ciao! ¤
so thank you again, emily-chan! i'm sure everyone else you've ever helped feels the same, but i'm also positive you need to be told more often -- so everybody who was helped by her should go down there and speak to her now! i mean, really, who wouldn't feel better after meeting such a sweet girl? (maybe someone with no heart, who dyes their hair black and grows their nails like claws. i bet they'd turn into an un~luck~y black cat, too, just to add insult to ugly injury!)
an-y-way, the wonderful and gracious emily told me all about this place, along with how someone managed to reroute my cell phone to include a whole network of people. which would fine if you were all gorgeous ladies (especially with this h o l o g r a m option!), but i don't think i died yet. better luck next time, eh kida?
but never mind that! i also heard that people here have special powers. is that true?
because if it is, tell me about it! do you have wings? can you teleport? can you turn into a dog? possess a motorcycle? or maybe heat up nachos really really fast?
mysterious or otherwise, i want to know! it might just help me settle in more to this place if i get the weirdest stuff out of the way first. i suppose a job would help too, but that's way too much work right at the start of a game. a guy can hope that this'll be enough!
till then, large and completely random assortment of strangers:
ciao! ¤