news feed; Saturday, September 17th, 2011
Saturday, September 17th, 2011
Weather Mostly cloudy with heavier showers developing after noon, continuing into the night. Minor flooding expected at intersections with poor drainage. High 18°C and a low of 13°C (64deg;F/55°F)
Current Moon Phase:Waning Gibbous
Morning sirens will go off at 6:56 am, and evening sirens will go off at 7:17 pm.
Spencer’s Hunting Grounds Reopen!
After a month of closure for remodelling, the Hunting Grounds will have it’s grand reopening for the fall season this Saturday. All of you big game hunters who have been itching to get back into the game will be welcome to test run the new grounds features as well as new security measures to keep meddling influences out.
Some changes to policy have been made in the last few months, the most significant one being the overturning of the right to terminate criminal slave contracts by death. No “Human” hunts will be scheduled anymore. After the AGI Slavery case passed new court regulations, this new rule was put into place by the Hunter Spencer himself, stating that “In good faith to the public, we will be upgrading our hunting standards.” Some people wonder what the man really will be doing, calling him a bigot and doubting his definition of ‘human’.
Still, the grounds will be open. The first hunt will have a line up of standard creatures that are roaming free on the grounds, as well as a high point prize lion (said to be over 8 feet tall at the shoulders) that is said to be a clone developed for hunting reasons. Local big game hunters are already signing up, paying their six thousand dollar entry fee for the grand opening events.
Also in the news:
- Sex Sex Revolution!: AGI Game designer Mark Templeton unveils a new motion video game for local arcades. Sex Sex Revolution, a revamp to the popular Dance Dance Revolution (as well as other port side favorites like DeeJay Revolution, Zombie Boxing, and the badly named How Fast Can You Pop Her Cherry: The Unfortunately Named Cherry Picking Simulation Game). Players do the movements properly to their chosen video, attempting to recreate moves in order to win the grand score. Those who do take top prize are rewarded with a single mini disc of the video they just played. The game comes in single and two player modes.
Local entertainment legends like Scarlet ‘Cherry Lips’ Love, Betty Bluerider, Cassandra Kox, Jonis Biggerstuff, Hardo Ryder, Lornette Titania and Christian Gale have all signed on for voice overs as well as simulated feature characters in the game. Characters designed for the game are all pleasing to the eye and can be paired up in any number of combinations. No Gender roles have been left out. The design also notes that the games are meant to be played clothed and that they are for fun.
[A short video shows a young adult man on the machine, thrusting in time with a conveniently half blocked porn video, racking up big points with every proper moment. A crowd of people standing by cheers as the scene ends and a 3D sign jumps off the screen saying ‘You are a Winner!’]
- Siren’s Port DMV Announces Impounded Vehicle Auction These vehicles have sat unclaimed for over 60 days, and the Department of Motor Vehicles will be turning over their titles to the highest bidder @ 1pm today. Currently in our lot:
* 2007 Yamaha YZF-R1 (Blue)
* 2006 Chrysler Sebring convertible (Satin Jade)
* 2003 Piaggio Vespa GT 200 (Silver)
* 1999 Dodge Caravan (Cranberry Red)
* 1998 Honda VFR Incerceptor 800 (Black)
* 1994 Toyota Celica GT-FOUR. (Grey)
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Weather Mostly cloudy with heavier showers developing after noon, continuing into the night. Minor flooding expected at intersections with poor drainage. High 18°C and a low of 13°C (64deg;F/55°F)
Current Moon Phase:Waning Gibbous
Morning sirens will go off at 6:56 am, and evening sirens will go off at 7:17 pm.
Spencer’s Hunting Grounds Reopen!
After a month of closure for remodelling, the Hunting Grounds will have it’s grand reopening for the fall season this Saturday. All of you big game hunters who have been itching to get back into the game will be welcome to test run the new grounds features as well as new security measures to keep meddling influences out.
Some changes to policy have been made in the last few months, the most significant one being the overturning of the right to terminate criminal slave contracts by death. No “Human” hunts will be scheduled anymore. After the AGI Slavery case passed new court regulations, this new rule was put into place by the Hunter Spencer himself, stating that “In good faith to the public, we will be upgrading our hunting standards.” Some people wonder what the man really will be doing, calling him a bigot and doubting his definition of ‘human’.
Still, the grounds will be open. The first hunt will have a line up of standard creatures that are roaming free on the grounds, as well as a high point prize lion (said to be over 8 feet tall at the shoulders) that is said to be a clone developed for hunting reasons. Local big game hunters are already signing up, paying their six thousand dollar entry fee for the grand opening events.
Also in the news:
- Sex Sex Revolution!: AGI Game designer Mark Templeton unveils a new motion video game for local arcades. Sex Sex Revolution, a revamp to the popular Dance Dance Revolution (as well as other port side favorites like DeeJay Revolution, Zombie Boxing, and the badly named How Fast Can You Pop Her Cherry: The Unfortunately Named Cherry Picking Simulation Game). Players do the movements properly to their chosen video, attempting to recreate moves in order to win the grand score. Those who do take top prize are rewarded with a single mini disc of the video they just played. The game comes in single and two player modes.
Local entertainment legends like Scarlet ‘Cherry Lips’ Love, Betty Bluerider, Cassandra Kox, Jonis Biggerstuff, Hardo Ryder, Lornette Titania and Christian Gale have all signed on for voice overs as well as simulated feature characters in the game. Characters designed for the game are all pleasing to the eye and can be paired up in any number of combinations. No Gender roles have been left out. The design also notes that the games are meant to be played clothed and that they are for fun.
[A short video shows a young adult man on the machine, thrusting in time with a conveniently half blocked porn video, racking up big points with every proper moment. A crowd of people standing by cheers as the scene ends and a 3D sign jumps off the screen saying ‘You are a Winner!’]
- Siren’s Port DMV Announces Impounded Vehicle Auction These vehicles have sat unclaimed for over 60 days, and the Department of Motor Vehicles will be turning over their titles to the highest bidder @ 1pm today. Currently in our lot:
* 2007 Yamaha YZF-R1 (Blue)
* 2006 Chrysler Sebring convertible (Satin Jade)
* 2003 Piaggio Vespa GT 200 (Silver)
* 1999 Dodge Caravan (Cranberry Red)
* 1998 Honda VFR Incerceptor 800 (Black)
* 1994 Toyota Celica GT-FOUR. (Grey)
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