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[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO] - Kitten Teimz

Sep 12, 2011 19:58

[The NV clicks on with a clatter, vision whirling as it skitters across the floor to land against a wall. Something just too fast to see speeds past. It leaves a harsh sonic-y sound behind it ( Read more... )

c: tyki mikk, c: france, c: szayel aporro grantz, !: liquid snake, c: ishida uryuu, c: kadaj

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[action] Oh, why not him too? XD not_the_dreck September 12 2011, 22:32:11 UTC

[This is Asch, standing at the end of the hallway in an apron. He had been in the middle of making dinner when he heard the crashing after all.]

...hell no. I'm not getting involved in this one.

[action] LMAO ysobritish September 13 2011, 05:59:04 UTC

[Liquid just shoots him a glare.]

Don't think you can handle it?

[action] not_the_dreck September 13 2011, 12:33:31 UTC

[Asch eyes a kitten nuzzling against Liquid hard enough to push him, and probably flip him over if his brothers and sisters weren't settled on Liquid's back.]

I'm not even going to try. It's your fault these mutant cats exist in the first place.

[action] ysobritish September 13 2011, 12:49:47 UTC

Excuse me?! I didn't father these damn kittens! How is it my fault?!

[He awkwardly manages to lift his hand and pet the nuzzling kitten.]

[action] not_the_dreck September 13 2011, 14:07:18 UTC

[Have an accusing spatula pointed at YOU.]

You should have kept a better eye on your cat! That's why it's your fault!

[Because evil kittens are totally acceptable and expected on Auldrant. Hell, even rabbits are evil monsters there.]

[action] ysobritish September 13 2011, 14:08:47 UTC

I don't know about you, but where I come from, it's perfectly fine for cats to have kittens! They don't usually have superpowers!

[Liquid just glares back at him.]

It is not my fault some superpowered nimrod decided to fuck my cat.

[action] not_the_dreck September 13 2011, 14:16:54 UTC

[Cue bitter look. He's heard this story before.]

Pink cat that can seem to understand human language. No, nothing strange about that.

[Again with the Accusing Spatula!]

Stop making excuses!

[action] ysobritish September 13 2011, 14:27:00 UTC

I'm not making excuses! I'm not her mother, if she wants to get laid that's her own damn choice!

[action] not_the_dreck September 13 2011, 14:33:32 UTC

No! You're her owner, and if you didn't want more kittens, you should have been watching her!

[He's right, you're wrong. END OF STORY.]

[action] ysobritish September 13 2011, 14:36:14 UTC

I'M NOT HER GODDAMN OWNER, OCELOT IS! And what, you want me to watch her twenty four hours of every day?

I refuse. She'd be unhappy. I don't care if I wanted these kittens or not, they're here and I'm looking after them!

[action] not_the_dreck September 13 2011, 14:41:30 UTC

Then shut up and deal with it yourself!

[Goes off back to the kitchen, disappearing around the corner before...]

And no supper for you tonight!

[Never try to talk back to the bitchy redhead, Liquid.]

[action] ysobritish September 13 2011, 14:42:59 UTC

I've goddamn been starved for days before, why would I give a damn about not having supper?!

[Who the hell is in charge here, anyway? Sheesh.]

[action] not_the_dreck September 13 2011, 14:45:45 UTC

[He commands the food, because he totally took over the kitchen. Be nice to him if you want to have a decent meal.]

[action] ysobritish September 13 2011, 14:48:35 UTC

[Hmph. This day just gets better and better.]

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