[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO] - Kitten Teimz

Sep 12, 2011 19:58

[The NV clicks on with a clatter, vision whirling as it skitters across the floor to land against a wall. Something just too fast to see speeds past. It leaves a harsh sonic-y sound behind it.

There's a pause before booted feet hurtle past it in pursuit of the kitten which is now sitting at the end of the hallway - only to screech to a halt as suddenly it is joined by its siblings.]

Shit-!

[And just like that, he's down with a cry. The kittens hit him like a tank at unnatural speed, bowling him over and pinning him down in order to make themselves comfortable. He barely manages to shoot his hand out, scrabbling for the NV as he sees it's on. This is humiliating. He tries to push one of the kittens off as he does so only to have his hand stopped by a small paw. The paw easily pushes his hand away and he lies there, staring at the kittens as a stalemate begins.

Which will crack first? The kittens, when their dinnertime arrives? Or Liquid, trying to conceal his embarassment and shut the NV off? After a moment or two of silence, he awkwardly lets his hand settle over its destination.]

If anyone in the house can hear this, get some fish or something. I'll need to adapt my measures to-!

[That was meant to be a little kitty pat to his fingers from one of the kittens that hadn't settled.

...but it successfully managed to throw the NV into the wall so that the screen cracked a little. It bounces, skidding to face upside down. Liquid quickly knocks it over and slams his fist down on the "disconnect" button. It takes a couple of hits before the feed shuts off, long enough to hear him cursing in a multitude of languages ranging from Arabic and Russian to French and Spanish. Mostly because the kittens have decided now is time to play. And boy do super-strong sonidoing kittens play rough. The last thing that can be heard is a sharp yell-]

SZAYEL, IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS, KINDLY GET YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ASS OVER HERE AND HELP ME!

c: tyki mikk, c: france, c: szayel aporro grantz, !: liquid snake, c: ishida uryuu, c: kadaj

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