013 // Accidental video. Forward-dated to tomorrow morning.

[showbizpanache]

[The NV turns on on its side somewhere on the floor, seemingly after fallen from somewhere higher up. It focuses on two pairs of feet--one in black slippers, the other with one shoe on. It starts recording in the middle of a conversation.

--are you doing?

Getting dressed. Since you seem to find me so disgusting, I'm not going to force you to look

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video;

[quackery]

...Kurt? Blaine?

[showbizpanache]

[A frustrated sigh.] It's nothing, Ahiru. I'm sorry you had to see that.

[quackery]

But you were crying! And you guys were fighting!

[showbizpanache]

Yeah, I was there.

video/private;

[paterelohim]

[Chuck just stares at the trainwreck in front of him, almost choking on the second-hand embarrassment at hearing something this private broadcast to the world. Poor Kurt- and jesus, the fact that Blaine's head doesn't explode the second Kurt sees the NV kind of shocks him.

It's hard to think of something to say to all this, but. He tries for it anyway, quietly.]

Hey, um. I totally understand if you don't, but if either of you want a- a distraction, or someone to talk to, you know where to find me.

private to Chuck;

[showbizpanache]

Are you sure? Because the list of the many different forms of bodily harm I wish on him might get pretty long.

private;

[paterelohim]

I'm sure. Most homicidal urges pass after a waiting period of seventy two hours.

[showbizpanache]

Seventy-one hours and fifty-five minutes to go.

Private to Kurt | Voice

[makes_asteroids]

Kurt? Lad? I know you aren't all right but let me know you are safety indoors, all right?

[showbizpanache]

I am and I'm fine.

[makes_asteroids]

Thank you.

Kurt...from what the two of you said...

Before you two got home, did you go out to eat? Or order out?

[Because, yes, his first thinking is 'someone might have been drugged'. Good revenge AGI.]

[showbizpanache]

We went clubbing. What exactly are you implying?

[the_dead_pool2]

[Raises an eyebrow]

Trouble in gay paradise, eh? Actually I have no clue what gay paradise would look like, I'd assume gyms and clubs and fashion or something. A gay bar on every street corner I'd assume. Help me out here, fancy pants.

[showbizpanache]

Shut up.

[Video]

[the_dead_pool2]

Nice one.

[Gives him a thumbs up]

Although a table screwing seems out of character for you. My money was on some kind of elaborate musical number, with flowers and feathers and sparkles and shit like that.

permavideo;

[showbizpanache]

Who are you, even? Do you do anything productive, or just sit and stare at the NV spouting inanities all day? Given the creative nature of said inanities, I'm willing to bet that you don't.

[cowboy_newsie]

[He hesitates for quite a while, not really certain whether he ought to comment or not. He knows of Kurt, but only through the incident with Yaha-- and even then, his focus was more on Yaha, not Kurt.

And he knows nothing of Blaine, not really-- and it's Kurt that was Roxie's roommate-- so it's to Kurt that Jack address this, primarily.]

You . . . Christ. You ain't all right. But, uh-- if you want some help with . . . dealin' with all this, I can help.

[showbizpanache]

That's wonderfully altruistic of you, but I don't know who you are.

[cowboy_newsie]

Kelly. Jack Kelly. I think we've talked once o' twice before. I were a friend o' Roxie's.

[showbizpanache]

I'm sorry. I'm usually good with remembering people-- I'm sorry about your loss.