013 // Accidental video. Forward-dated to tomorrow morning.

[showbizpanache]

[The NV turns on on its side somewhere on the floor, seemingly after fallen from somewhere higher up. It focuses on two pairs of feet--one in black slippers, the other with one shoe on. It starts recording in the middle of a conversation.

--are you doing?

Getting dressed. Since you seem to find me so disgusting, I'm not going to force you to look

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[the_dead_pool2]

[Raises an eyebrow]

Trouble in gay paradise, eh? Actually I have no clue what gay paradise would look like, I'd assume gyms and clubs and fashion or something. A gay bar on every street corner I'd assume. Help me out here, fancy pants.

[showbizpanache]

Shut up.

[Video]

[the_dead_pool2]

Nice one.

[Gives him a thumbs up]

Although a table screwing seems out of character for you. My money was on some kind of elaborate musical number, with flowers and feathers and sparkles and shit like that.

permavideo;

[showbizpanache]

Who are you, even? Do you do anything productive, or just sit and stare at the NV spouting inanities all day? Given the creative nature of said inanities, I'm willing to bet that you don't.

[the_dead_pool2]

I'm Deadpool merc with a mouth. When I do something productive a lot of people tend to get hurt or killed. I was explicitly told to avoid doing that here, so there you go.

[showbizpanache]

That must be such a tremendous sacrifice for you.

[the_dead_pool2]

Eh, not really. I mean thats what darkness monsters are for. Keep the skills sharp and all that.

[showbizpanache]

Fascinating.

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, not as fascinating as you finally getting it on like donkey kong, but who can compare really?

[Twirls a hand around]

I'm sure this will blow over eventually, and then you will go and sing songs together and dance, so try not to do anything stupid and overly melodramatic in the meantime.