[ hey, network! on the screen is . . . well, you see right. it's a large pile of horns. bicycle horns. to make a pile like that, that's a lot of fucking horns. who the fuck keeps so many horns . . . anyway, at the moment it's just chilling there, silent as ever on a hardwood apartment floor, until there's speeding footsteps getting louder, closer
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what are you doing to her apartment.
Is that slime.
It is. ]
Uh.
Gamzee?
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[ it is going to start puddling soon . . . ]
'Sup?
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[ Just trying to figure out what to make of this. ]
You've got something on your... um, hold on.
[ And she leaves, quickly, returning a moment later with a TOWEL in hand. She isn't really sure if she wants to touch whatever that is so she opts for just throwing it in the general direction of his face. ]
Here.
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reaching for it, he finally pulls the towel off him and obliviously watches jade. ]
I got something on my face, sis? [ in the mean time, the slime is now dripping onto the towel. it won't be long now . . . ]
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[ She can sort of laugh about it now, as long as she doesn't think about how gross that is. At least the towel has made it to its target and will hopefully keep the floor from being covered in slime. ]
What is that, anyway?
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Paint.
[ . . . ]
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[ She's smiling now, though she isn't exactly satisfied with the progress he's making on cleaning himself up. She steps in to assist with the process (Jade mom lusus to the rescue) showing him the bright green god what is this stuff on the towel. ]
I meant this stuff.
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No motherfuckin' way-- [ he then, after a good, long moment of intensely staring at the slime, he licks his lips. no way. gamzee then, dips his hand into a small puddle that had accumulated in one of his horns, fingers covered in the sludge
and promptly sticks them into his mouth. ]
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Okay you know what he probably knows what he's doing. Even if he doesn't she is not about to try and stop him.
You go, Gamzee. Eat that slime. ]
Sooo... [ Still holding the towel, mom-lusus school did not prepare her for such scenarios. ] How, uh, how is it?
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only miracles now. ]
Motherfucking-- Shit, you see this, sis? [ it's instaslime instaslime instaslime ] You see this motherfuckin' miracle? [ he gathers a glob in his hand, holding it out towards jade's face so she could get a better look, all while grinning. kind of just shoving that right oh god ]
It's like motherfuckin' twelfth Perigee's Eve up in here!
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Jade leeeeans back, using the towel as a buffer between her face and that. ]
Wow, um, that's really great!
[ Now get it away from her. ]
You still haven't told me what it is.
[ Darn you morbid curiosity. ]
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[ he starts trailing off. his grin somewhat fades, and he holds his stomach.
accidentally, with the hand full of slime. there goes his shirt. ]
Uhhh . . . [ woah okay, weird feeling ahoy . . . ]
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[ Oh god please don't throw up. She steps out of the way, dragging over a trash can in case of emergency. She stands beside him, putting a hand on his back somewhat uncertainly. ]
Are you okay?
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burp.
gamzee then sighs, rubs his stomach once, then sits back, relaxing and slowly coming back with smile, even chuckling. ]
Haha, sis-- Matter a' fact, this feels pretty motherf--
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abruptly, and completely cutting him of, is himself having to quickly hunch forward, and . . . well, he didn't vomit, per se. but by the size of that glob and the amount he just spat ( big. it was really big. ), it . . . wouldn't be too off. ]
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She rubs his back in a comforting, mom-lusus sort of way, getting the distinct feeling that Sopor Slime is not something to be eaten. ]
Um, feel better now?
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