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[narcotizes]

[ hey, network! on the screen is . . . well, you see right. it's a large pile of horns. bicycle horns. to make a pile like that, that's a lot of fucking horns. who the fuck keeps so many horns . . .  anyway, at the moment it's just chilling there, silent as ever on a hardwood apartment floor, until there's speeding footsteps getting louder, closer

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[video]

[deceptive_lulz]

[ALL OF THIS SLANG IS SO CONFUSING.]

The..."dopest"? Hahaha?

[a small pause, and then:] Isn't it uncomfortable sitting in a pile of spikes?

[video]

[narcotizes]

The dopest.

[ also, a pause on this end. he looks down to check, then pats the empty space next to him. honk honk. ]

There be nothin' but honk horns here, sister. Dunno 'bout spikes.

[video]

[deceptive_lulz]

[Well, she didn't sense anything mean from it, so she let it go. Narrowing her gaze, she realized that they weren't weapons.]

Okay, horns. Eheh...still looks uncomfortable.

[There was still a more important issue to get to, though.]

Um...are you okay?

[video]

[narcotizes]

Don't be judgin' the shell first, sis. This pile here is the most comfortable motherfucker you can ever be getting your rest on in.

[ beat ] You wanna try? I can gara-fuckin'-tee you a nap like no other.

[ he then, blinks, and takes another chug of his bottle ] Uhh-- I'm feeling pretty fuckin' natural right now, yeah.

[video]

[deceptive_lulz]

You sleep in that? Hahaha?! [Well...] I do have problems sleeping. I guess it's worth a try, as long as it doesn't kill you.

[Sarina hesitates for a short while, before continuing.] What was...coming out of your mouth? Vomit?

[video (1/2) ]

[narcotizes]

Sometimes it's just pretty motherfuckin' inviting.

[ his mouth-- what was going on with his mouth? maybe he should wipe it with back of his arm, yeah! and look at what was . . . ]

[video]

[narcotizes]

[ then suddenly, he's broken

do you see this miracle, do you see it ]

[video] 1/3

[deceptive_lulz]

Okay, okay -- heheheh -- if I ever come across a pile of horns, I'll try it for sure.

[video]

[deceptive_lulz]

[Sarina then stares at the screen for a while, expecting him to say something else.]

[video]

[deceptive_lulz]

Gamzee...?

[NO, SHE DOESN'T SEE IT.]

Are you sure you're okay? Hahaha?

[video]

[narcotizes]

[ he doesn't respond until only several minutes after-- sorry if that worried you, lb! but he's pretty good, a green drenched towel discarded to a spot on the pile, and gamzee not really seeming to mind that some of his honk horns are covered. ]

Nah . . . I'm thinkin' better than okay. I just witnessed a motherfuckin' miracle.

[ because, nearly in slow motions, the icon is what he's going to be doing right at this moment, right the fuck now, pretty shamelessly. ]

[video]

[deceptive_lulz]

[Yeah, and in those several minutes, Sarina attempted to call out his name, trying to get his attention. When he finally responded, she gave a sigh of relief.]

What...happened? [pause.] And how does that taste, heehee?

[video]

[narcotizes]

Soper happened.

[ so peaceful. so, so peaceful. ]

Magical, motherfucker.

[video]

[deceptive_lulz]

Hey - uh -- eheheh -- forgive me if I'm assuming, but you don't look very sober...

[Totally misheard, okay.]

[video]

[narcotizes]

Hahaha . . . [ CONFUSION: GO ] What?

[video]

[deceptive_lulz]

You seem drunk, or something! Hahaha!