Video ☆ (Action for Phancyhives!)
Hello, darlings~♥ I'd like to tell you all about my latest little business venture, hn~!
[ Grell Sutcliff has, uncharacteristically, been lying low as of late. Hasn't been creeping, hasn't been trolling, hasn't been excessively bothersome to people on the network. Getting unexpectedly dead will do that to a person. Particularly if that person is himself a Grim Reaper. Heretofore, his interest in DEATH had been professional; now it is uncomfortably personal. The experience of dying and then coming back has been very sobering for Grell.
But, at this point, he's had about enough of that kind of sobriety! ]
Are you tired of looking at the same old garden? Depressed by your drab little lawn? Well then~! Call on Deathscythe Landscaping, and we'll ~transform~ your outdoor environment.
[ At the moment, Grell is standing in what appears to be a formal English garden, meticulously maintained. A stately mansion rises in the distance. This is, of course, the new Phantomhive estate. ]
For instance, this garden is boring beyond all belief. Fortunately, I've already begun working on it.
[ The camera pans to reveal a set of shrubberies carved into grotesque shapes. One of them, a bush with pink flowers, has been cut into the shape of a flamingo. But most of the rest of them have been clipped into the shape of skulls. ]
See how much better this looks~! So, if you want a bit of spice in your life, call us~! We'll turn your poky little abode into a Garden of DEATH ☆
[ As he raises his chainsaw, set to carve up yet another shrub, the feed ends! ]
[ Grell Sutcliff has, uncharacteristically, been lying low as of late. Hasn't been creeping, hasn't been trolling, hasn't been excessively bothersome to people on the network. Getting unexpectedly dead will do that to a person. Particularly if that person is himself a Grim Reaper. Heretofore, his interest in DEATH had been professional; now it is uncomfortably personal. The experience of dying and then coming back has been very sobering for Grell.
But, at this point, he's had about enough of that kind of sobriety! ]
Are you tired of looking at the same old garden? Depressed by your drab little lawn? Well then~! Call on Deathscythe Landscaping, and we'll ~transform~ your outdoor environment.
[ At the moment, Grell is standing in what appears to be a formal English garden, meticulously maintained. A stately mansion rises in the distance. This is, of course, the new Phantomhive estate. ]
For instance, this garden is boring beyond all belief. Fortunately, I've already begun working on it.
[ The camera pans to reveal a set of shrubberies carved into grotesque shapes. One of them, a bush with pink flowers, has been cut into the shape of a flamingo. But most of the rest of them have been clipped into the shape of skulls. ]
See how much better this looks~! So, if you want a bit of spice in your life, call us~! We'll turn your poky little abode into a Garden of DEATH ☆
[ As he raises his chainsaw, set to carve up yet another shrub, the feed ends! ]