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[youcandielater]

 [The NV comes on to reveal one Misato, flushed, tired, and looking a little hungover. She's currently sitting on the old futon she managed to get at a thrift store to furnish her room at Yako's, surrounded by a vast cornucopia of odd items. She's wearing what appears to be her slip and her NERV jacket, suggesting she slid out of her dress sometime

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[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

Is that a mallet?

[Question of the year here, people!]

[voice]

[youcandielater]

It was in my pocket. [SHE SOUNDS SO OFFENDED BY THIS. EXPLAIN THIS SHIT.]

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

Wait, hold on, it was in your POCKET? How the hell does that happen? [SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, BUT SHE'LL AT LEAST COMFORT YOU BY SHARING YOUR CONFUSION.]

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[youcandielater]

I don't know! I pulled it out when I was looking for my damn room keys. I went through three stuffed animals and a paper fan before I got this thing. [She grips the mallet like she blames it for all of her problems.] And I still haven't found my keys. I had to have my roommates let me in.

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[deceptive_lulz]

[She blinked a little at the hammer, not immediately making the connection.]

Did you beat the SERO operatives with that hammer? Heheh?

[Because if you did, that'd be pretty cool.]

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[youcandielater]

I hope not. [She rubs her forehead.] That's a potential lawsuit I really don't want to cope with. I just found this.

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[deceptive_lulz]

[That's so, so disappointing to hear, but Sarina understands.]

Ah, wouldn't want to run into that. Heh...you just...found it at the bar?

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[youcandielater]

In my jacket, actually.

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[silverlunettes]

Are you al-

[Reim's eyes fall on that hammer. Hugest one he's ever seen. He can't help but looked really concerned now.]

Are you alright?

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[youcandielater]

I'm fine. I don't know about my jacket though. [She reaches into one of the interior pockets and fulls out... A rubber chicken and proceeds to make a face at it before tossing it aside.] This is my favorite jacket too. [Whiiine]

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[silverlunettes]

[Of all of the things to complain about, she's complaining about... her jacket?]

Couldn't you buy another one?

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[youcandielater]

[This is the woman who once complained about her dress being ruined after nearly dying in an explosion. It happens.]

It's not something that can be easily replaced. It's one of the few things I have from home. [She sighs and pulls out another paper fan.] It has to stop spitting out crap eventually.

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[marked_songbird]

What happened, Misato?

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[youcandielater]

I decided to stop at Gearheads on the way home last night. I think their drinks are a little too intense for me. [She struggles for a moment, successfully pulling out a slightly smaller mallet from the interior pocket of her jacket.] This might be okay if it actually gave me something useful.

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[marked_songbird]

Gearheads is that new place that was mentioned in the news, isn't it?

Their drinks really had that effect?

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[youcandielater]

Apparently, they forgot to mention that in the ad.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

...What? What happened? What's going on, Misato? [That's so anime...!]

And what's my bar have to do with it?!

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[youcandielater]

[SEE MISATO SHAKE HER NV.] YOU. WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINKS?

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[whoisjohnsmith]

How could a drink possibly be responsible for you suddenly having a bottomless coat?! There's nothing wrong with the drinks, don't be idiotic!

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[youcandielater]

All I know is my keys were in my jacket before I went to the bar and now I have no keys and this crap. If you have a better suggestion, I'd love to hear it.