Five → [video]

[whoisjohnsmith]

[As the video starts, Haruhi is putting the final touches on pulling on a costume that looks basically like this, pulling it together with a satisfied grunt. She nods to herself and then looks straight into the camera with a confident grin.]Are you tired of ordinary, boring bars? And especially having the same old beers and vodkas and margaritas

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[disaccords]

There something wrong with just drinking water?

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Yes, it's the most boring of all boring drinks!

voice;

[disaccords]

I'll take boring over "on fire" any day.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

That's a sign of a deficiency in vitamin A! A for adventure.

voice;

[disaccords]

More made-up bullshit, huh.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Of course that's what someone with a tragic deficiency would call it.

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[disaccords]

And the way to fix it is to drink that?

Hell no.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

I don't see what the problem with it is. It's only an incredible drink! Or is this one of those situations where "no" masks a great deal of curiosity?

voice;

[disaccords]

Not if it "tastes as good as it looks."

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[whoisjohnsmith]

The measurements of both of those are "awesome".

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[disaccords]

I don't think so.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

You clearly wouldn't know in the least.

If you're just going to be the consistent party pooper, you don't have to come. Jeez!

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[disaccords]

All I want to know is why the fuck it's blue.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

It's probably the curacao...

voice;

[disaccords]

The what?

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Curacao, it's a blue liquor.