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[marlborocousin]

[Is he going to explain where he's been all this time? Nope. Explanation is for pussies.]

I find Father's Day is best celebrated with a stiff glass of brandy. I would advise you all further, but I appear to have had a few too many glasses of it already. He would be proud.

[a long pause to the point that he could be done, but:]

That was a lie. He wouldn't be proud at all. I never made him proud. Yes, so. Cheers.