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[inkyubeytor]

[What starts off on the feed is focused on the box of a McDonald's 'Happy Meal' on its side. From inside it there are two glowing red, unblinking eyes and an unchanging little mouth that seems to be smiling. A white tail seems to peek out atop the box from the other side, swishing back and forth. One white paw comes out and then the next before

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[disaccords]

They have food here that just makes you happy?

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[inkyubeytor]

It could be false advertising, but it tastes okay. I like the french fries.

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[disaccords]

Sounds fucking weird.

[ Damn, she wants to try this too :c ]

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[inkyubeytor]

But tasty.

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[disaccords]

Better be, with that kind of name.

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[inkyubeytor]

Will you have one?

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[disaccords]

Guess so. Never tried any of that shit before, but it doesn't look too bad.

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[inkyubeytor]

It doesn't hurt to try.

It certainly doesn't kill you.

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[disaccords]

It better not.

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[inkyubeytor]

With over 99 Billion served, I doubt it will.

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[disaccords]

What's that supposed to mean?

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[inkyubeytor]

99 Billion individuals have eaten the food and have yet to have died.

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[disaccords]

Shit, that's a lot of people.

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[inkyubeytor]

It is. More than the population of humans on the planet.

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[disaccords]

That doesn't even make sense.

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[inkyubeytor]

People went back for seconds, I suppose.