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[lucycoded]

[The feed clicks on inside the spacious and tastefully (re)decorated apartment. Shinji's face is close to the camera, the twisted smirk, lack of glasses, and smoldering cigarette between his lips making his identity obvious. This is the first time he's spoken to the network so blatantly since the torture that led to his death a month ago. There's

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[ysobritish]

...

What. Shinji. D-DON'T ANNOUNCE THINGS LIKE THAT OVER THE NETWORK, DAMMIT!

[...welp so much for not talking to anyone today.]

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah. [...what the hell was that, was THAT what Destiny was talking about? Oh balls.]

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[lucycoded]

And there we have it folks. A loud confession.

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[ysobritish]

IT'S NOT A CONFESSION! YOU DON'T NEED A DAMN CONFESSION! AND YOU DON'T NEED TO BROADCAST IT!

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[lucycoded]

I know I don't need a confession; you already gave me one. Or is my spending time with another man making you that confused with jealousy?

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[ysobritish]

Ngh... Why would I be jealous of that?! I just don't see why you should have to announce it like that!

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[lucycoded]

At least you've stopped denying it.

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[ysobritish]

It'd be a little stupid to deny it when you have the evidence on your NV, now, wouldn't it? [Wait-] THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU SO CASUALLY MADE THAT CLAIM TO YOUR FRIEND AND THUS ANYONE THAT SEES THIS!

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[lucycoded]

Ladies and gentleman, you now have confirmed proof.

Liquid Snake wants me to shank him in all possible ways.

He was pretty excited that night even with all the bloodloss.

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[ysobritish]

...ngh... Shinji. What does it matter to them if they know something like that?! What point is there in it?!

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[lucycoded]

Because there are other people who have been keeping up with this drama.

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[ysobritish]

What? Are you kidding me?

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[lucycoded]

There are lots of people tuned in to see how this plays out.

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[ysobritish]

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS SOAP OPERA-ESQUE STORY! AND EVEN IF THEY DID, WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF THEIRS?!

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[lucycoded]

Hey, everyone likes a harem anime.

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[ysobritish]

..."harem anime"? What in the world is that?

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[lucycoded]

One guy is so horribly stuck in a world full of highly attractive woman, and men it seems, in my case, who are desperately in love with him.

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.