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[kingofrooks]

[ The screen flickers on and... it's upside down for two seconds before it's right side up. Bruce is frowning, and he taps the side of the screen (knock, knock) for a moment before he heaves a sigh. ]

This better be working.

[ There's a hint of a white shirt as he tugs at his collar, then he starts to talk. ]Look, I love and watch baseball as

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[terminates]

[ Yeah, he just. watches this for a minute. What a shameless ham you are, Bruce.

The driest voice goes here: ] Well.

There goes the neighborhood.

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[kingofrooks]

All the way up.

[ Totally missing the point. ]

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[terminates]

Head in the clouds, Mr. Wayne?

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[kingofrooks]

... Wow, I didn't realize my reputation reached Weird Island, Nowhere.

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[terminates]

Only to people from your world, Mr. Wayne.

The rest are quite oblivious.

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[kingofrooks]

... Oh.

Should I know you? Or are you part of my legion of fans?

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[terminates]

[ So. Dry. ]

One doesn't have to be a 'fan' to have heard the name 'Bruce Wayne'.

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[kingofrooks]

... Oh. Right. [ AS IF THIS IS A REVELATION. ]

If you're not a fan, then what are you?

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[terminates]

Someone who watches the news.

[ You ARE kinda famous. ]

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[kingofrooks]

... Oh. Right. [ Pause. ]

Though I haven't been on it lately..

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[terminates]

You're not exactly forgettable.

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[kingofrooks]

I would say I'm flattered, but you sound like an old man, and I don't really get anything from being complimented by old men.

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I bet.