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[The video begins at a distance, focused on a particular stretch of sidewalk. Someone with a knowledge of Hawthorne University might recognise it as a bit of land in that general vicinity--but it could be anywhere, really

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I am not near your office, you will note.

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It is so noted, and yet the situation is fundamentally unaltered.

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Your interest in it can be altered. It's nowhere near you! Be altered! Go and make a bit of tea! Alter!

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It is not in my nature, Mr. Black. Indeed, it is not within my capabilities.

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What, not even if I ask very nicely? Not even if I tell you that I sent you some new tea?

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Not even then.

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[A SIGH.]

Please, sir, not that tone, sir. What's done is done, y'know!

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Oh? The sidewalk could not spontaneously become unsticky?

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Please, sir, not the leading questions, sir. And it has to stay sticky for at least another twenty minutes, incidentally.

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Why is that.

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I'm waiting for someone. The whole purpose of this hinges on his arrival. Well, not the whole purpose--it's also just good for a laugh.

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And who is that person.

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If I say "your mum", I suppose you won't laugh at all, will you.

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I will not. I will, in point of fact, become quite irritable.

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Anything to avoid that.

I didn't originally set this up to entrap girls, y'know, that was a sort of happy accident. Did you hear about the mall-thinger, incidentally?