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[atrumcanis]

[The video begins at a distance, focused on a particular stretch of sidewalk. Someone with a knowledge of Hawthorne University might recognise it as a bit of land in that general vicinity--but it could be anywhere, really

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Remind me not to take that way home.

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[atrumcanis]

Oi, darling.

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Hello, Sirius. How many have you gotten so far?

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[atrumcanis]

Nah, what I was going to say was, "oi, darling, don't come this way". But if we're moving straight to pleasantries--well, I'll still have to decline to comment. You can't expect me to entrap and tell. I am a gentleman.

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Thanks for the reminder. And why can't you tell me? I counted twenty-seven when you passed the NV over.

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[atrumcanis]

Is turning the sidewalk to glue against some sort of law, d'you think?

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I'm sure it'll fall under something akin to "disturbing the peace."

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[atrumcanis]

Oh, I like that. Put me down for that. A disturber of the peace. D'you think I can have it printed on calling-cards?

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You'd have to make the cards yourself. The police are only responsible for the preliminary paperwork.

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[atrumcanis]

But you wouldn't do that to me, would you?

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I won't arrest you, promise.

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[atrumcanis]

You are lovely, have I mentioned that lately? Singularly lovely. Singularly the best.

Anyway, I'd reckon that I'm up to nearly thirty-two, by this point. Thirty-two and a half.

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I do try.

...How did you get half? Did someone get one of their feet free?

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[atrumcanis]

Oh, she was clever, she took one step onto the bit of sidewalk, and then realise and didn't take that second step. Just a half. I didn't even mind, though, I was too impressed at her quickness.

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I bet she's angry with you now.

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[atrumcanis]

What, you think I confessed to her?