[video] late morning

[topslug]

[ There's a giant, bright yellow chick in the fairgrounds.

No, reallyIt waves a stubby wing(?) at the camera. Abruptly, a horde of children shrieking for candy suddenly tackle it, bringing it down with the kind of ferocity one might expect from creatures of the Cenozoic era than six-year-olds. After a few minutes of filming the cloudy, overcast

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[quackery]

Happy Easter!

A-Are you alright, though?

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[topslug]

Haha, don't worry about me! [ She grins. ] As long as I make sure to keep drinking enough water, I'll be fine.

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[quackery]

T-Try not to get knocked over again, too!

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[topslug]

[ She laughs again, more sheepishly this time. ] That might be a little more difficult. It's kind of hard to keep my balance in this.

video; i am so sorry for this tag

[quackery]

Maybe you should tape a sign on yourself that says not to jump on you or you'll fall over! And get a concussion, or break your arm, or break your leg, or have a stroke, or a seizure, or get one of those blood balloon things in your brain that Alois was talking about once, because then it'll explode and you'll die.

IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN also 1/3

[topslug]

[ Well. That's. ]

[topslug]

[ ... Suddenly, she feels a lot less enthusiastic about going back out there. ]

DONE

[topslug]

... I think that might be a bit long to fit on one sign, but I'll be more careful from now on.

[quackery]

Maybe you could just put the blood balloon part... Or write really small!

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[topslug]

They'd have to get pretty close to read it, then, and I think some of them are a little too young to know how to read.

[topslug]

[ That, and some angry mother might take it into her head to demand that Yako stop traumatizing her children. Blood balloons indeed. ]

[quackery]

How old do people normally have to be to learn how to read?

[topslug]

Most people can learn how to read between three and six years old, but it depends on a lot of things. It's not much use if they can't understand what they're reading, though.

[quackery]

Why wouldn't they be able to understand it?

[topslug]

Have you ever run into a word you didn't know the meaning of at first?

[quackery]

A lot of times...