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HEY BROS WHO ARE GOING TO THE SO CAL COSPLAY MEET UP TOMORROW!!!!
I'm gonna see you!
; 3 ; Look for a Bulbasaur cosplayer!! <3
ALSO.
At the request of a friend, this a really dumb paper that I wrote for English....:'| THIS IS WHY I DRAW INSTEAD OF WRITE.
Once upon a time there were three llamas who didn’t like Obama so they moved to the Bahama(s) and among them was a Mama who liked to cause a lot of drama (synecdoche). One day, a boy named Alfred stumbled upon their summer house in Milan. The summer home was big and filled with splendor, with a lush garden along with an expensive water fountain in the front (imagery). Alfred was hoping not be dead when he smacked his head upon his bed. Then he saw a hunter who shot a sheep in the foot and it was mildly paralyzed (red herring).
Alfred was hungry and tried to fish in the fountain, but all he found was red herrings, which were not very delicious. Still hungry, Alfred snuck to the window and look into the house. There, he saw that the llamas were talking.
Matthew, the youngest llama asked, “Mama, what are we having for dinner tonight?”
“Honey bunches of oats, like always, dear Matthew,” said Mama Llama.
“But I am tired of honey bunches of oats, Mama.”
“Well, that’s too bad.”
Alfred, however, was still hungry, so honey bunches of oats sounded wonderful to him at the moment.
“But Mama. I’m so hungry I can eat a horse.” (metaphor)
“CANNIBAL!” Alfred cries, forgetting that he was outside of their window.
The llamas looked out the window and discovered that they were being watched. They ran outside and questioned Alfred. They soon discovered that Alfred was only hungry and meant them no harm. So Mama Llama invited Alfred in.
Matthew shared his honey bunches of oats with Alfred and all was well.
THE END