The irony of federal law.

[sirenofthewoods]

I love how they put, "This is not a real charge card" on the fake credit cards they send you in the mail. As if anyone who would actually believe a card with all zeros and John Smith as the cardholder name could be used to buy things would at all be phased by the statement in tiny letters at the bottom.

It's kind of like putting directions on a shampoo bottle. If you don't know how to wash your hair then you really have no business handling the bottle at all.