Apr 02, 2008 00:45
Ever have a pretzel rod?
Ever pretend it's a cigar?
Ever, when you put the pretzel cigar in your mouth, fold your hands behind your back and bark out in a deep and raspy tone something like "GENTLEMEN! We have been presented today with an extraordinary opportunity!" or something along those lines, so long as it pretty much all starts with "GENTLMEN!..."
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Seriously, I can't be the only one.