Because the rice cooker is taking forever...
1. What side of the heart do you draw first? The left side, I think
2. Have you ever almost died? Every time I get a migraine...that pistol starts to look really nice...
3. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Golden Retriever Puppy Yellow
4. If you were another person would you be friends with yourself? Nope, I'd be my nemesis
5. Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No, I hated Lucky Charms
6. Do fish have feelings? Only until you eat them
7. How do you feel about carrots? I like them when they're the perfect size
8. Could you find an umbrella in your house if you needed one? I couldn't find anything in my house
9. How do you release anger? Run, kill hyenas
10. What would you do if I told you a giant carrot was going to eat you? Punch you in the face to make sure I'm not dreaming...then pull out my giant peeler.
11. What color do you prefer your apples? Gala
12. Do you eat vegetables? "Carrot Juice constitutes murder, gardens are prisons for slaves..." So...yes.
13. What is your least favorite thing in the world? Evil flying life eaters, or pedophiles in fat suits
14. Have you ever written a song? Does it count as writing if you don't actually write them down?
15. What do you do when you're sad or depressed? Cook, run, listen to loud music -- sometimes all at the same time ;)
16. Ketchup, mustard, mayo: your thoughts on these please? yes no yes
17. Which shoe do you put on first? Whichever one I find first
18. How do you normally eat your cookies? With my toes.
19. Markers or crayons? crayons melt... >:D
20. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? Just one from me, baby!
21. What would your last meal be before getting executed? The heart of the person who convicted me, marinated in sweet basil and topped with melted mozarella and tomato relish.
22. Are you named after anyone? Two great aunts I've never met.
23. Have you ever dressed your pet up in clothes? When my fatty fat dog was a puppy, I put her in a tank top. Other than that, noting lasts on her for more than two seconds. My mom buys costumes for the dumb one, though...he has a princess costume, a pumpkin outfit, and something that looks like naughty lingerie for dogs (mom claims it is a doctor costume).
24. So what's life like as a camel? Smoky, damp, and emphysema-inducing.
25. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? Donate them to the nearest charity so I wouldn't have to clean 'em up after the dogs got into them.
26. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? whatever was on the radio for the two hour-long bus rides every day.
27. Ever seen a corpse? not up close
28. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? LOL, I did just the other day
29. Quote a song lyric: "Now that I've seen her, I know why he lied, and I think it was better when I didn't know."
30. Where do you see yourself in one month? Sitting in a sunny glade in the mountains, purple gloves on my hands, with a sobbing girl with a skinned knee on the ground in front of me
31. What is your favorite smell? Cooking garlic, men's deoderant
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Often, actually, it takes very little to make my eyes water :(
33. Do you like chinese food? SAUCES!
34. Pancakes or French Toast? Hashbrowns!
35. Can you swim without plugging your nose? ...yes
36. Where would you go to live for the rest of your life if you could? Krypton, with Clark and Lex
37. How many chairs are at the dining room table? No chairs, just crap
38. Do you use words that you don't know the meaning of? Not many words fit that description
39. What does "Semper Fidelis" mean? Ni pinche idea
40. Can you count to ten in more than one language? si, mister
41. Do you wear a lot of black? I couldn't tell you
42. Can you play pool? When I'm near a pool table...
43. Do you like maps? Like, enjoy them? There useful, but not that entertaining.
44. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated? Johnny Depp is cool, but Orlando Bloom is overrated
45. What about sporks? The remind me too much of elementary school food...*shudders*
46. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? AAHHHHHHHH!!! *hides*
47. In one word, how would you describe yourself? impossible
I got a 670 verbal on the GRE, and a 740 quantitative.
That was unexpected.
2. Have you ever almost died? Every time I get a migraine...that pistol starts to look really nice...
3. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Golden Retriever Puppy Yellow
4. If you were another person would you be friends with yourself? Nope, I'd be my nemesis
5. Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No, I hated Lucky Charms
6. Do fish have feelings? Only until you eat them
7. How do you feel about carrots? I like them when they're the perfect size
8. Could you find an umbrella in your house if you needed one? I couldn't find anything in my house
9. How do you release anger? Run, kill hyenas
10. What would you do if I told you a giant carrot was going to eat you? Punch you in the face to make sure I'm not dreaming...then pull out my giant peeler.
11. What color do you prefer your apples? Gala
12. Do you eat vegetables? "Carrot Juice constitutes murder, gardens are prisons for slaves..." So...yes.
13. What is your least favorite thing in the world? Evil flying life eaters, or pedophiles in fat suits
14. Have you ever written a song? Does it count as writing if you don't actually write them down?
15. What do you do when you're sad or depressed? Cook, run, listen to loud music -- sometimes all at the same time ;)
16. Ketchup, mustard, mayo: your thoughts on these please? yes no yes
17. Which shoe do you put on first? Whichever one I find first
18. How do you normally eat your cookies? With my toes.
19. Markers or crayons? crayons melt... >:D
20. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? Just one from me, baby!
21. What would your last meal be before getting executed? The heart of the person who convicted me, marinated in sweet basil and topped with melted mozarella and tomato relish.
22. Are you named after anyone? Two great aunts I've never met.
23. Have you ever dressed your pet up in clothes? When my fatty fat dog was a puppy, I put her in a tank top. Other than that, noting lasts on her for more than two seconds. My mom buys costumes for the dumb one, though...he has a princess costume, a pumpkin outfit, and something that looks like naughty lingerie for dogs (mom claims it is a doctor costume).
24. So what's life like as a camel? Smoky, damp, and emphysema-inducing.
25. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? Donate them to the nearest charity so I wouldn't have to clean 'em up after the dogs got into them.
26. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? whatever was on the radio for the two hour-long bus rides every day.
27. Ever seen a corpse? not up close
28. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? LOL, I did just the other day
29. Quote a song lyric: "Now that I've seen her, I know why he lied, and I think it was better when I didn't know."
30. Where do you see yourself in one month? Sitting in a sunny glade in the mountains, purple gloves on my hands, with a sobbing girl with a skinned knee on the ground in front of me
31. What is your favorite smell? Cooking garlic, men's deoderant
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Often, actually, it takes very little to make my eyes water :(
33. Do you like chinese food? SAUCES!
34. Pancakes or French Toast? Hashbrowns!
35. Can you swim without plugging your nose? ...yes
36. Where would you go to live for the rest of your life if you could? Krypton, with Clark and Lex
37. How many chairs are at the dining room table? No chairs, just crap
38. Do you use words that you don't know the meaning of? Not many words fit that description
39. What does "Semper Fidelis" mean? Ni pinche idea
40. Can you count to ten in more than one language? si, mister
41. Do you wear a lot of black? I couldn't tell you
42. Can you play pool? When I'm near a pool table...
43. Do you like maps? Like, enjoy them? There useful, but not that entertaining.
44. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated? Johnny Depp is cool, but Orlando Bloom is overrated
45. What about sporks? The remind me too much of elementary school food...*shudders*
46. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? AAHHHHHHHH!!! *hides*
47. In one word, how would you describe yourself? impossible
I got a 670 verbal on the GRE, and a 740 quantitative.
That was unexpected.