Aug 08, 2006 01:15
here's a hypothetical work-induced situation for y'all...
let's assume you've gone out to eat at a restaurant with your hypothetical children, and your food's been served and you're all eating. and at some point during this meal, you get a sliver in your finger from one of the wooden chairs. it's not a BIG sliver, but it's a little uncomfortable, as it is in your fingertip, near your fingernail.
do you:
A. remove the splinter on your own time and continue the meal, since it's JUST A FUCKING SPLINTER
B. tell your server about it, referring to the THROBBING PAIN you are experiencing
C. tell a MANAGER about it, and demand that your meals are comped, because you simply cannot eat any more, nor can your children, due to the THROBBING PAIN
D. call the paramedics
if you guessed B, C & D then YOU are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! AWESOME!
...for the record, SIX paramedics showed up.
work,
whiskey. tango. foxtrot.,
blatant idiocy